More Of Him To Love

Mrs Gloop: Oh when I was just a girl

I used to dream of a mate

Who would bring me lots of sweets

And put some sausage on my plate

Mr Gloop was quite a meal

But now he seems just like a crumb

'Cause it turns out the dessert was yet to come!

So we were wed and in mein magen

Something big began to bloom

And my liver und my kidney

Had to vacate to make room

Then the blessed day arrived

And out he rolled so round and sweet

And the first words that he uttered were-

Augustus Gloop: Let's eat!

Mrs Gloop: So mit strudel, he'd canoodle,

How he loved my pretzel pie

He ate the whole kit and kaboodle

And grew wide as well as high

Though his size is rather shocking

He's what I was traumen of

'Cause there is more, more, more of him to love

Mrs Gloop, spoken: Go ahead Augustus, don't be shy. Spill your guts!

Augustus Gloop: Like mein mutter und mein vater

I enjoy a healthy meal

Yes my outside's soft und flabby,

But my inside's made of steel

We raise piggies in the backyard

And I eat them limb from limb

Mrs Gloop: We don't leave our dachshunds all alone with him!

Augustus Gloop: So this morning I was eating

When such hunger did attack

Und fifty Wonka bars were waiting

For a nice mid-breakfast snack

But the taste was kind of different,

Like a bratwurst three days old

So I spit it out and saw I had struck gold!

Now I'm the perfect ticket winner

For on chocolate I did teeth

I am excited but keep eating

'Cause I only stop to breathe

And a lifetime full of chocolate's

A gesundheit from above

And there'll be more, more, more of me to love

Mrs Gloop, spoken: Let's yodel!

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