Doctor's Orders

Hey doctor, are you on call?

I'm not feeling so well at all

I kept thinking about ya

As I could not sleep a wink last night

I tossed and turned the whole night long

Kept feeling like something's wrong

I need a checkup to make everything all right

So I ...

Made this appointment

And I cleared your afternoon

Yes, I ...

Need me a little "T.L.C."

And I gotta get some soon ...

Let me tell ya that

Maybe I never listened good

I never did the things I should

But i'm ready

To take doctor's orders!

Baby, I never felt so bad

I need something I never had

And i'm ready

To take doctor's orders!

Hey doctor, I need repair

I need intense intensive care

I better take heed

Of the surgeon general's warning

And if you're tired and looking pale

I'll be your Florence Nightingale

And if one won't do

Then please take two

And call us in the morning

Yes I liked playing doctor

Was my favorite game indoors

And I still like to play a round

I'll show you mine, if you show me yours

Maybe I need your remedy

Doc, it's an emergency and I'm ready

To take doctor's orders!

Baby I need the antidote

You're hiding under that white lab coat

Yes I'm ready

To take doctor's orders!

I know what they say about an apple a day

To be the strongest gal in town

But if an apple a day keeps the doctor away

I'm gonna burn that orchard down!

Baby don't stop until I'm healed

I've got blue cross and I've got blue shield

and I'm ready

To take doctor's orders!

Baby, take out that stethoscope

You might be my only hope

And I'm ready

To take doctor's orders

Baby you'd better operate

Then to Miami to recuperate

Yes, I'm ready

To take doctor's orders!

Oxygen please, can't catch my breath

Doctor you got the kiss of death

And i'm ready (ready)

ready (ready)

Come on, let's rock steady

'Cause i'm re-re-re-ready

For doctor's orders!

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