The Pinstripes Are All That They See

When your mother walked into

That dance hall in Montrichard

What did she see?

Through the haze of champagne

Did she notice my brain

Or my college degree?

Kid, what she saw was the uniform

Through the dirt and debris

Yeah, those ladies gave thanks

To us visiting Yanks

Cause the pinstripes are all they see

When a pilot walks onto a plane

All the passengers smile and relax

(Smile and relax)

Do they know he's still tight from

That party last night

Or the back to back jacks?

(Stewed to the max)

No! What they see is the uniform

How it fits to a tee

Like that visiting team

That the Yankees will cream

Pinstripes are all that they see

If you wanna be a someone

You can't look like a bum

A book's judged by its cover

That's the first rule of thumb

I wanna see ya take off

Straight to the top floor

Start dressing to impress 'em

Son, you'll stroll in the front door

A kid in a man's candy store

Yeah~

Every lawyer's be spoke to the nines

To a jury he's smart and refined

(smart and refined)

And they see one look

The defendent's a crook

But they're just as he's blind

(Watch the pinstripes)

What they see is a uniform

As he bargains a plead

They are seized and obsessed

So hard to resist

Pinpstripes are all that they see

Sing it with me!

Yeah we're gonna hit the high life

We' ve only just begun

We're gonna be together

Frank, Sr. and son

Dine at the Latin Quarter

A night cap too short

Yeah we're gonna be at ringside

Life will be better than before

For two kids in a man's candy store