Globe Alone

Who maddest one on the M1

Who hasn't stopped sucking his thumb

Who very straight and never grins

Who cares what car he's driving in

He is because he saw it on a commercial break

And if he doesn't get what he wants then he gets a headache

Because he needs it, wants it, almost, loves it

He's here on his own, on globe alone, here on his own

Who joined health club to glisten

Into hi-fi precision

Who mobile phone gives him the bone

Who very keen on Sharon Stone

He is because he saw it on a commercial break

And if he doesn't get what he wants then he gets a headache

Because he needs it, wants it, almost, loves it

He's here on his own, all globe alone

Here on his own, all globe alo-lo-lo-lo-lone

And then he says

Who eats at the new brasserie

Who only ever gets merry

Who wouldn't be seen at bedtime

Without putting Calvin Kleins on

He is because he saw it on a commercial break

And if he doesn't get what he wants then gets a headache

Because he needs it, wants it, almost, loves it

He's here on his own, all globe alone

Here on his own, all globe alone

Here on his own