Sibling Rivalry

Bart and Lisa:Our life is so confusing,

No reason and no rhyme.

We've got this funny feeling,

Getting old before our time.

Gimme whachu got!

Gimme whachu got!

I know whachu got!

Gimme whachu got!

Lisa:What kind of love brings such confusion?

Bart:Shuts out the sun and kills all glee?

Bart and Lisa:What are these blues we're here to tell you?

Bart, Lisa, and Back-up Singers:It's sibling rivalry!

I don't wanna share!

I wanna make you nuts!

Gimme whachu got!

Gotta have it all!

Bart:Sometimes I see her doing homework.

Lisa:I'm working hard all by myself.

Bart:And who can stand a happy sister?

Lisa:He hates I don't require help!

Back-up Singers:Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Bart:I put a spider on her shoulder.

Back-up Singers:Oh, yeah! Ooh-ooh!

Lisa:I'm not aware that it is fake.

Back-up Singers:Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Bart:I ask her what the heck that thing is.

Back-up Singers:Ew!

Lisa:I turn and start I scream and shake!

Back-up Singers:Scream and shake!

Bart:Whyyyyyyy does it feel so good?

My idea of fun!

I know it's wrong to feel so mean,

You...you should've hear her scream!

Lisa:I am not blameless in this equation.

Bart:She likes to talk over my head.

Lisa:Poor Bart, his trials and tribulations.

Back-up Singers:Poor Bart.

Bart:Before a test, she makes me dread.

Back-up Singers:Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Lisa:'Cause I predict that he will fail.

Back-up Singers:Gonna flunk, ooh-ooh!

Bart:I chase her down when she is right.

Back-up Singers:Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Lisa:When I refuse to just turn tail.

Back-up Singers:Hold your ground, Lisa.

Bart and Lisa:We have our most outstanding fights!

Back-up Singers:OUTSTANDING FIGHTS!

Lisa:What kind of love brings such contusions?

Bart:All these Band-Aids the world can see?

Bart and Lisa:What is this shame we're here to tell you?

Bart, Lisa, and Back-up Singers:It's sibling rivalry!

Bart and Lisa:A brother and a sister.

We're trying not to boast.

But we can't help believing

That we'll always be this close.

Back-up Singers:Siblings find it, oh, so hard

When it comes to giving

If they once tried singing background for a living!

Bart and Lisa:A brother and a sister,

We will always be this close.

Bart:Let go of my hand, Lisa.