Rasputin vs Stalin

EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!!!

RASPUTIN

STALIN!!

（Rasputin） Cool moustache Wario.

try messing withthe Mad Monk.You'll be sorry, yo.

How many dictators does it take

To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states?

It's a disgrace what you did to your own people

You daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil.

You're from Georgia sweet Georgia

And the history books unfold ya.

As a messed up mutha ***** bent in the mind.

Who built as uperpower,but he paid the price

With the endless destruction of Russian lives

If you're the man of steel I spit kryptonite

Big **** my stick nown to hypnotize

I could end you with a whisper to your wife

(Stalin)Lock into my eyes you perverted witch

See the soul of the man who made mother Russia his *****

you think I give a **** about my wife?

My own son got locked up in prison

And I didn't save his life

you got off easy when they pickled that moose cock

I'd leave your neck in a noose in a treach and shot

Your whole family,shot

All your wizard friends,shot

Anyone who sold you pierogi,shot

Starve you for days til you waste away

I even crush mother ******* when I'm laid in state

Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture

Drop the hammer on your harder than I ***** slapped Hitler

（Lenin）I have no pride for you

who ruined everything my revolution.was doing to stop the bourgeoisie

I fought the bondage of classes.

The proletariat masses have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses

Let me start with you there, Frankenstein.

Looking like something out of R.L Stine

It's hiphop chowder red over white

Cause the Tsar'swife can't do **** tonight

And Joseph you were supposed to be my right hand man

but your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand man

Our whole future was bright you let your heart grow dark

And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx

Yo, I'm the host with the most glasnost

Assholes made a mess and the war got cold

Shookhands with both Ronalds （

Reagan and McDonald's

No doubt

If your name en with 'in' time to get out

I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance playa

You two need yoga,

you need a shower

And you all need to learn how to handle real power

（Putin）Did somebody say real power?

Да. You want to mess with me?

I spit hot borsch when I'm crushing these beats

Blow it up like a tuba

While I'm balling in Cuba

Doing judo moves and schoolingevery Communist сука

I'm a president in my prime my enemies don't distract me

The last man who attacked me lived a half-life

So comrade come at me

You don't know what you're doing

When you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin

You'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-СССР