歌词
Epic Rap Battles of History
史诗级说唱历史大战
托马斯·爱迪生
\\ Thomas Edison //
对决
尼古拉·特斯拉
VerSuS
升压上前
你将会被震到
\\ Nikola Tesla //
当我说唱吐槽出静电火花
我扒掉你的风格
Step up!
把它写进我常常的专利表单
当你还忙着造桥挖坑来勉强维持生计①
You'll be shocked
我拉泵般抽出无数发明,积累财富
所以滚回去玩你的鸽子吧②
when I spit and start static.
你个怪胎
还被强迫症困扰
I'll rip your style
你都没有过性生活
但你绝对会
and add it to my long list of patents!
被我的螺纹♂啊
我击垮你特斯拉
While you were busy digging ditches and burning bridges,
这里觉没有心慈手软
我才不改变我的说唱风格
I'm pumping out inventions, stacking riches,
我羞辱你
直流到底
so go back to your pigeons!
我能看到宇宙中的无限能源
但看不到丁点威胁的势能
You're a geek,
来自这个敌人
所以你可以叫我特斯拉
plagued by OCD!
尼古拉
无可挑剔的衣着
You never had ***,
给你好好讲讲电学课程
这会是今晚的小测验
but you sure got
所以快坦白你的偷窃罪行
让全世界都知道
screwed by me!
我这个塞尔维亚人
都为门洛巫师做了什么
I'll crush you Tesla.
(门洛巫师 爱迪生的绰号 工作地点)
历史正在被重写
There's just no putting it gently.
而且我看过reddit③
你最好的发明
I don't alternate my flow.
就是用剽窃的方式盈利
事实伤人④
I diss you
你破产切穷的一干二白
不要白费心思
directly!
如果你的幻想挣不来钱
我管理生意
I see a universe of infinite energy,
这些你永远不会懂
我为何这么吊 我甚至让新泽西看起来不错
But no potential for threat
我正录下我发明的东西
你被我欺骗 这我承认
from this enemy!
而且我赌那5w美金的事⑤
会让你刻骨铭心
So you can call me Tesla,
没有我
看看这场战斗会变成什么样子
Nikola,
没光 没摄像 没声音 懂?
你这个蠢货
impeccably dressed.
你以为你能用这些与我匹敌?
你无法掌控我的天赋
Giving lessons in electrical nemesis,
用你心中贪婪的小算盘
而我内在的思想早已跨域了他所处的时代
this will be on the test!
你并不是偷走了我的东西
你偷走的是全人类的财产
So confess to your thefts,
这是一个无线传输的事实
一个令人震惊的真实故事 关于一个银行家还有你了⑥
and let the whole world know
如果让人们知道
你阻止我让能源变为免费
What the Serbian did
他们会诅咒爱迪生公司花掉他们的每一笔能源费
胜利属于谁?
for the Wizard of Menlo!
谁将是下一个?
你来决定
History is getting rewritten,
史诗级说唱历史大战
and I have reddit;
Your best invention
was a way to steal credit.
The truth hertz.
You're broke and washed up!
Don't give a smidgen
bout your visions if they can't make a buck!
I conduct business,
understood things you never could.
So **** that I even make New Jersey look good!
I'm on the record I invented.
You got duped, there, I said it,
And I'll bet you 50 thousand dollars
that you'll never forget it!
Without me,
here's a taste of what this battle would be!
No lights, no camera, no sound. See?
You fool,
you think that you can touch me with this?
You couldn't handle my gifts
with your greedy little mind.
What's inside mine was ahead of its own time!
You did not steal from me,
you stole me from mankind!
It's a wireless transmission of truth,
And it's shocking real story of a banker and you,
And if the people knew
you stopped me from making power free,
They would curse the con Edison with every utility!
Who won?
Who's next?
you decide
Epic Rap Battles of History
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