Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

Romney:i'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts

I'm rich

I've got fat stacks and super PACs

We all know what went down in that 2008 election

You're a decent politician with a winning complexion

You're all barack and no bite

Been no change

And we're all still hoping

That you'll shut your mouth

But like Guantanamo Bay they're both open

You're from the Windy City where you're looking pretty with your blowhards

But come January you'll be left evicted and with no job

Raw rhymes stronger than my jaw line when i spit a phrase

Koncking you harder than front doors in my old mission days

You see this silver spoon?

This dug Mass outta debt

Took you four years to drop uneployment down below 8 percent

You feel that Barry you're old news

Everyone's having doubts

And your rhymes are weak as this economy that you've done nothing about

Call me a vicious businessman cause Romney's stealing this race

I'll go bain capital on your donkey ass restructure your face

Obama:They say your father was a great man you must be what's left

Need to stop hating on gays let'em teach you how to dress

You've got the momma jeans and a Mr.Fantastic face

So rich and white it's like i'm running against a cheesecake

Republicans need a puppet and you fit

Got their hands so far up your rear call you Mitt

I'm the Head Of State

You're like a head of cabbage bout to get smacked by my stimulus package

You're a bad man with no chance you can't even touch me

I got four more years in the White House just trust me

I hope you saved your best rhymes for the second half

Cause right now i'm 47 percent through kicking your ass

Romney:whatever that 40 percent thing got you real mad

What did it remind you how many decent parents you had?

Obama:look i respect all religions

But it might get crazy if the White House has a first second and a third lady

Romney:don't bring up wives man

What are you doing?

You got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing

Obama:let me be clear

Don't get it twisted

We'll see how pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it

Romney:you're a stuttering communist

oh yeah well you're stupid

Romney:you are stupid

Obama:nuh-uh

lincoln:By the power invested in me by this giant bald brid

The president shall not be the shiniest of two turds

You!

I wanna like you

Don't talk about change just do it

I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went throught it

And you !

Moneybags

You're a pancake you're flip-floppity

It's a country not a company you can play like monopoly

I'll properly reach across the aisle and ***** smack you as equals

Of the people

By the people

For the people

Eagle!