Ain't That Just Like A Woman

There was Adam, happy as a man could be,

Till Eve got him messin' with that old apple tree

Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

They'll do it every time

Lot took his wife down to the corner for a malted,

She wouldn't mind her business, boy, did she get salted

Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

They'll do it every time

Samson thought Delilah was on the square,

Till one night she clipped him all his hair

Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

They'll do it every time

From our history books we all learned,

Nero fiddled while Rome was burned

Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

They'll do it every time

Marie Antoinette met some hungry cats at the gate,

They was crying for bread, she said, "Let them eat cake"

Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

They'll do it every time

You can buy a woman clothes,

And give her money on the side,

No matter what you do,

She ain't never satisfied

Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

They'll do it every time