Pettin' And Pokin'

Now this is the story of Jack & Jill and I don't mean the

couple who went up the hill, I just mean a couple of lovers

that live next door and their always battling' & I'm just

trying to keep the score. Their always petting' & poking' &

jabbing' & joking' & cueing' & crackin' and woein' & wrackin'

they keep neckin' & knocking' singing' & socking' shawking &

squeening & burning & freezing why he holds her hands as long

as he's able, but when he lets go she bops him with a table,

they start right in patting & pinching & clouding & clinching

their enjoying themselves having a good time. Now reverend Green

thought that he'll call one day on this nicely newly weds across

the way but just as the pastor knock on the door a straight right

connected "Mop" he hit the floor, they was petting & poking and

banging & bopping & cooing & kissing & hitting & missing they

kept on grooving & grieving & loving & leaving kicking & cracking &

ticking & tacking.

Now one night a neighbour tried some intervention but one short jab

knocked out his good intention, they started right in stewing & stabbing

and jiving & jabbing having a good time. Now once a lion escaped from a

circus train he strayed in Jack's & Jill's domain just then they got into

a towering rage the lion took one look & jumped back in to his cage they

started swotting & swinging & potting & playing, stomping & stabbing &

grooving & grasping they kept dancing & ducking, tripping & trucking,

potting & pleading & banging & bleeding, her mother said "I'll go right

in there & fetch her", but mum came out riding on a stretcher, they

started right in there hitting & holding, fainting & folding, they

was enjoying themselves having a good time

Now once a reporter called in on the wife just to gather some dither

on her hectic life, she told him she found no time for books, she always

busy ducking from left hooks, they were always swotting & swinging &

socking & singing & cutting & cuddling & messing & muddling they kept on

foundering & fussing & kissing & cussing & teasing & swotting & squeaking

& once a voice said "Stop! I'm the law." But all he stopped was a hay

maker to the jaw, they started in jiving & jumping & trobbing & thumping

they was enjoying themselves, you see they were in love ain't married

life wonderful hey will somebody call Dr Kildare is Dr Krishna in the house.