Two Wuv

I have this little thing

It's probably just a fling

Two girls I like a lot

I think they're really hot

But I'm not sure if they know

How my love began to grow

It took a lot of time

But right now it's solely mine

(Today!) I drew a mural of

The things I'd like to love

And where my heart resides

Is with two girls with great eyes

If they just gave me a chance

I'd show them what they want

And teach 'em what they've got

I'd tickle each and every one of their fancies

And I'd take the key to my heart and open it

And let the love shine through

Mary-Kate and Ashley

I hope you understand

That I love you a lot

And I wanna be your man

And I think that it'd be totally cool

If I hung around your apartments

And enrolled in your school

(Mary Kate!)

I saw you on TV

You dressed up like a bee

Reminds me of the time

How it's gone and it's gone and it's gone

It's sadness every day that passes

Without you and I really wanna, really wanna

Really wanna hold you both tight

And tell you you're mine but instead I sing:

Mary-Kate and Ashley

I hope you understand

That I love you a lot

And I wanna be your man

And I think that it'd be totally cool

If I hung around your apartments

And enrolled in your school

*Ringing*

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hey, I'm calling from Tally Hall...

Wait, say that again, slowly

What? Hello?

Hello?

Hey, I'm calling from Tally Hall, and I just--

*Dial tone*

Mary-Kate and Ashley

I hope you understand

That I love you a lot

And I wanna be your man

And I think that it'd be totally cool

If I hung around your apartments

And enrolled in your school

I know that life without you and you would be sad

And I know it'd be bad

Mary-Kate and Ashley

I hope you understand

That your loveliness blossomed

And I wanna hold your hands

And I think that it'd be totally cool

If I hung around your apartments

And enrolled in your school

Mary-Kate and Ashley

I hope you understand

That I love you a lot

And I wanna be your man

And I think that it'd be totally cool

If I hung around your apartments

And enrolled in your school

Once you learn to love me

Life will be alright

Once you learn to love me

Life will be alright

Once you learn to love me

Life will be alright...