Welcome to Tally Hall

(Intro: Marvin Yadoda)

Welcome to Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum

Known from coast to coast like butter and toast

From headlines to bread lines

From schoolrooms to pool rooms

No other place in the contiguous United States

Or other environments of the world, welcome

(Rob Cantor)

Can I get a T? ("T")

And if you hit me with the A-L-L-Y

Then you'd see why the Hall is here for y'all

The mini-mall is calling us all in

So kids, pack up your mom's car

back up the Windstar kick it in drive

and arrive at the mega mart

Slide the side hatch with pride

'cause your ties match

On booty dooty like your name is Eddie Thatch' (Yarrgh)

W-W-T-H-D? We like to kick it at the university

But all work and no play makes us crazy so

We jump in the bumping SUV

Hit the street, get the sweet tunes on

Do a donut on your mama's front lawn

And sooner than you know

you've found the rock 'n' roll show

At the Tizzy Hizzy we'll be gone

(Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi)

We're in the mini-mall

Working the carnival

We like to play it all

Welcome to Tally Hall

(Zubin Sedghi, Joe Hawley, Marvin Yagoda)

"Who's to blame?"

The automated players, I proclaim

Yellow tie, the sauve fellow writes

Heterophonic tunes of how love bites

Red, the proud loud guy we adore

"Is my amp too high?" "No, turn it up more!"

So Grey in the back sippin' 'gnac in here

He's knockin' down the shots like Bill Laimbeer

Send home the locksmith

Green's got keys

to unlock the rock in the act if you please

Now open the case, give Blue the bass

and jiggle your badiggle all over the place

(Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi)

We're in the mini-mall

Working the carnival

We like to play it all

Welcome to Tally Hall

We're in the mini-mall

Working the carnival

We like to play it all

Welcome to Tally Hall

(Joe Hawley, Zubin Sedghi)

Can I get a click?

Flick off of the switch

and we'll ignite the night in pitch

Singin' songs you like to hear

And the world will disappear

Then we'll be glowing in the dark

Lighting up the park

Revealing that the Hall is the place

that aimes to please

With unpredictable games and antiquities

The collectable's so delectable

The unreliable style's undetectable

(Joe Hawley)

Like I might rap like an English Chap

Take you by the knickers and a bum you'll slap

You didn't think we had the gall

Well, bloody welcome to Tally Hall!

We're stereosonic, we're animatronic

We're rappin' with the robo-electronic ebonics

A quick distraction, a mechanic attraction

Got a penny in your pocket for the slot

Rad!

(Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor)

Hey hoo, don't 'cha know

It's a good old fashion puppet show!

That's right, quite the set

We're the marionette quintet

(Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi)

We think we're playing in a band

But we'd love to give you all a hand

Woo!

We're in the mini-mall

Working the carnival

We like to play it all

Welcome to Tally Hall

We think we're playing in a band

But we'd love to give you all a hand

We think we're playing in a band ("Yarrgh!")

But we'd love to give you all a hand

We think we're playing in a band ("Ah!")

But we'd love to give you all a hand