歌词
(Intro: Marvin Yadoda)
Welcome to Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum
Known from coast to coast like butter and toast
From headlines to bread lines
From schoolrooms to pool rooms
No other place in the contiguous United States
Or other environments of the world, welcome
(Rob Cantor)
Can I get a T? ("T")
And if you hit me with the A-L-L-Y
Then you'd see why the Hall is here for y'all
The mini-mall is calling us all in
So kids, pack up your mom's car
back up the Windstar kick it in drive
and arrive at the mega mart
Slide the side hatch with pride
'cause your ties match
On booty dooty like your name is Eddie Thatch' (Yarrgh)
W-W-T-H-D? We like to kick it at the university
But all work and no play makes us crazy so
We jump in the bumping SUV
Hit the street, get the sweet tunes on
Do a donut on your mama's front lawn
And sooner than you know
you've found the rock 'n' roll show
At the Tizzy Hizzy we'll be gone
(Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi)
We're in the mini-mall
Working the carnival
We like to play it all
Welcome to Tally Hall
(Zubin Sedghi, Joe Hawley, Marvin Yagoda)
"Who's to blame?"
The automated players, I proclaim
Yellow tie, the sauve fellow writes
Heterophonic tunes of how love bites
Red, the proud loud guy we adore
"Is my amp too high?" "No, turn it up more!"
So Grey in the back sippin' 'gnac in here
He's knockin' down the shots like Bill Laimbeer
Send home the locksmith
Green's got keys
to unlock the rock in the act if you please
Now open the case, give Blue the bass
and jiggle your badiggle all over the place
(Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi)
We're in the mini-mall
Working the carnival
We like to play it all
Welcome to Tally Hall
We're in the mini-mall
Working the carnival
We like to play it all
Welcome to Tally Hall
(Joe Hawley, Zubin Sedghi)
Can I get a click?
Flick off of the switch
and we'll ignite the night in pitch
Singin' songs you like to hear
And the world will disappear
Then we'll be glowing in the dark
Lighting up the park
Revealing that the Hall is the place
that aimes to please
With unpredictable games and antiquities
The collectable's so delectable
The unreliable style's undetectable
(Joe Hawley)
Like I might rap like an English Chap
Take you by the knickers and a bum you'll slap
You didn't think we had the gall
Well, bloody welcome to Tally Hall!
We're stereosonic, we're animatronic
We're rappin' with the robo-electronic ebonics
A quick distraction, a mechanic attraction
Got a penny in your pocket for the slot
Rad!
(Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor)
Hey hoo, don't 'cha know
It's a good old fashion puppet show!
That's right, quite the set
We're the marionette quintet
(Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi)
We think we're playing in a band
But we'd love to give you all a hand
Woo!
We're in the mini-mall
Working the carnival
We like to play it all
Welcome to Tally Hall
We think we're playing in a band
But we'd love to give you all a hand
We think we're playing in a band ("Yarrgh!")
But we'd love to give you all a hand
We think we're playing in a band ("Ah!")
But we'd love to give you all a hand