Two Tub Man

Two Tub Man

I am a pilgrim looking for danger

I am an outlaw,

I am a stranger

I'm just a clown walking down the street

I think Lou

Reed is a creep

I need a girl

I need release

I can go anywhere, people look and people stare

They all know that

I'm the one, not to let your son become

What I want to do

I do, who

I want to screw

I screw Playin in a heavy band, guess

I'm just a

Two Tub Man

I drink Coca cola for breakfast

I've got Jackie

Onassis in my pants

I'm never gonna watch channel 13

Edjumacation ain't for me

I'm so drunk

I can barely see

I can go anywhere, people look and people stare

They all know that

I'm the one, not to let your son become

What I want to do

I do, who

I want to screw

I screw Playin in a heavy band, guess

I'm just a

Two Tub Man

I never graduated from high school

I wore paisley

I was too cool

I think color

TV's a gas

I think Joe

Franklin is real flash

I don't mind if

I gotta kick your ass

I can go anywhere, people look and people stare

They all know that

I'm the one, not to let your son become

What I want to do

I do, who

I want to screw

I screw Playin in a heavy band, guess

I'm just a

Two Tub Man