Rasputin

Rasputin

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago

He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow

Most people looked at him with terror and with fear

But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

He could preach the bible like a preacher

Full of ecstacy and fire

But he also was the kind of teacher

Women would desire

"This man"s just got to go!" declared his enemies

But the ladies begged "Don"t you try to do it, please"

No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms

Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms

Then one night some men of higher standing

Set a trap, they"re not to blame

"Come to visit us" they kept demanding

And he really came

Ra ra rasputin

Lover of the Russian queen

They put some poison into his wine

Ra ra rasputin

Russia"s greatest love machine

He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"

Ra ra rasputin

Lover of the Russian queen

They didn"t quit, they wanted his head

Ra ra rasputin

Russia"s greatest love machine

And so they shot him till he was dead

Oh, those Russians...