Drinking in LA

Hi, my name is Stereo Mike

Yeah, we got 3 tickets to the Bran Van concert this Monday night

at the Pacific Pallisades. You can all dial in if you want to answer

a couple of questions, namely,

what is Todd's favorite cheese.

Jackie just called up and said it was a form of Roquefort.

We'll see about that...

give us a ring-ding-ding! It's a beautiful day.

Yeah Todd, this is Liquid ring-a-ding-a-dinging

I want those 3 Bran Van tickets man

waddya think?

Todd, you there?

*voices in background*

I woke up again this morning with the sun in my eyes

when Mike came over with a script surprise

a mafioso story with a twist

a \"Too Wong Foo, Julie Newmar\" hitch

get your ass out of bed, he said:

I'll explain it on the way

but we did nothing

absolutely nothing that day

and I'll say

what the hell am I doing drinking in LA

at twenty six?

I got the fever for the flavor

the payback will be later

still I need a fix

and the girls on the bus kept on laughing at us

as we rode on the ten down to Venice again

flaring out the g-funk

sipping on juice and gin

just me and a friend

feeling kinda groovy

working on movie

(yeah right!)

but we did nothing

absolutely bupkis

that day

and I'll say

what the hell am I doing drinking in LA

at twenty six?

*with my mind on my money and my money on my, beer beer!*

I know that life is for the taking

so I'd better wise up

and take it quickly

(yeah one more time at trader vics)

some men there wanted to hurt us

and other men

said we weren't worth the fuss

we could see them all *****ing by the bar

about the fine line

between the rich and the poor

then mike turned to me and said

what do you think we got done son?

we've got a conclusion

and I guess that's something

so I ask you

what the hell am I doing drinking in LA

at twenty six?

I got the fever for the nectar

the payback will be later

still I need a fix

(we need to fix you up

call me monday

and maybe we'll fix it all up)

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so I ask

you what the hell am I doing drinking in LA

at twenty six?

*voices in background*

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