Positoovity

SCUTTLE

(spoken)

What's this? You giving up so soon? You gotta have a little gumption. Yeah!

A can-do kinda attitude. Take it from a gull who knows

(sung)

Now look at me

You see this face

In terms of beauty I'm a basket case

And as for style and savoir faire

Well I guess there ain’t

A whole lot there

Yup, although perhaps

It makes no sense

I strut my stuff

With lots of confidence

Cause though I lack

And awful lot

There is one thing I got!

I got positoovity!

I got positoovity!

It gives me the zam

And the zow

And the yaddle laddle laddle

That’s why I walk

With a wiggle in my waddle

Cause once you’ve heard that word

There aint nothing you can do

So let that positoovity

Work for you

SEBASTIAN

(spoken)

Positoovity? Why der's no such word.

SCUTTLE

(spoken)

Course there is in the dictionary right between popsuckle and prehysterical.

Believe you me I seen it work miracles!

(sung)

Now he's a shmoe

SEAGULL

Yo!

SCUTTLE

And he's a shlep

SEAGULL

Yeah?

SCUTTLE

And this one doesn’t

got the sharpest rep

SEAGULL

Squawk?

SCUTTLE

In fact all three

without a doubt

Mister David brains

were handed out

SEAGULL

But if he's no sage

SEAGULL

And he's no wiz

SEAGULLS

The whole world thinks

That we are geniuses

Cause all our screws

May be unscrewed

But dig our attitude

SCUTTLE AND SEAGULLS

We got positricity!

SCUTTLE

(spoken)

How 'bout you, huh?

SCUTTLE AND SEAGULLS

We got poositivity!

SCUTTLE

(spoken)

Just try it out, come on!

SEAGULL

It gives us the bing

SEAGULL

And the bang

SCUTTLE

And the yippee-dip-doodle

SCUTTLE AND SEAGULLS

That’s why we sounds

Like thers knowledge

In our noodle

And once you learned that word

There ain’t nothing you can do

So let that positricity

SCUTTLE

N-N-No, Positroocity!

SEAGULLS

Poositrocity

Work for you!

SEBASTIAN

(spoken)

Ariel, don't take advice from birdbrains.

SCUTTLE

Birdbrains! Who you callin' birdbrains!

We got natural talent, what i like to call Gull-ability!

SCUTTLE AND SEAGULLS

So with the vip and the vap

And the ba-ba boo

You can flip any flap

Till your wish comes true

The tip is the tap

Into something that you believe

SCUTTLE

Cause with the zig and the zug

And the zig-zug-zing

There aint nothing you cant be

You see its really your perogative

SCUTTLE AND SEAGULLS

You simply cant think nogative

SCUTTLE

Then there’s you just sitting there

Smack down flat upon your dairy air, Hey!

If thast the way you wanna be

Well you might as well be shrubbery

So stand right up, and dust your seat

And walk real tall upon

Your own two feet

And sure you’ll trip

And make mistakes

But you’ve got what it takes!

(tap break)

SEAGULL

You go, gull!

SCUTTLE AND SEAGULLS

And now you know that word

There ain’t nothing you cant do

SCUTTLE

So go get some posilicity

You can bet on positricity

And just let that positrinity

No, positroonity. Poositonity?

Is it? Pardon, hat is it!

SEAGULLS

Positoovity!

SCUTTLE AND SEAGULLS

Positively work for you!