White Babies

My black market white baby dealer

Is hunting around overseas

My black market white baby dealer

Brings back clean, fresh white babies to me

Clean, fresh white babies to me

My black market white baby dealer

Is rooting around overseas

My black market white baby dealer

Kidnaps clean, fresh white babies for me

Clean, fresh white babies for me

My smile is dime a dozen

My lips are cherry red

My eyes are blue like the sky is blue

I got good shoulders under my head

I look like your mother

I look like your great-aunt

So sit me down in your family photo

And everyone tells me that I, I look just like you

My black market white baby dealer

Is hunting around overseas

My black market white baby dealer

Brings back clean, fresh white babies to me

He brings back

Oh my God, he brings back

He brings back clean, fresh, white expensive babies

He brings back

Oh Charlie, he brings back

He brings back clean, fresh, white expensive babies

I come post-production

I don't need natal care

I'm already fully assembled

Down to the very last part, it's all there

So take me to your family

So take me to your home

Buddy, take me in as your next generation

And I'll take you out of the lost one and into mine

My black market white baby dealer

Is hunting around overseas

My black market white baby dealer

Brings back clean, fresh white babies to me

Clean, fresh white babies to me

Clean, fresh white babies to me