Miss Lucy

Liz Phair

Miss Lucy

Miss Lucy had a steamboat

Miss Lucy had a steamboat

Miss Lucy had a steamboat

The steamboat had a bell

Miss Lucy went to Heaven

And her steamboat went to...

Hello operator

Can't know my number

And if you disconnect me

I'll cut off the...

Lyin' by the refrigerator

There was a piece of glass

Miss Lucy fell upon it

And she cut her little...

Ask me no more questions

I'll tell you no more lies

The boys in the parlor

Zipping down their flies

I'm in the meadows

The boys are in their pockets

And the boys and the girls, they are *******

And the girls and the girls, they are *******

And the girls and the boys, they are *******

In the dark

In the dark

In the dark

In the dark