Wild Thing

Wild thing

You made the boys spring

You made everything expensive

Spend it, spend it, wild thing

There's hardly a man left around that you haven't sought out

There's hardly a dress shop in town that you haven't bought out

In case you're wondering why the hair salon wouldn't take you

There's hardly a woman left in any state that doesn't hate you

Wild thing

You made the boys spring

You made everything expensive

Spend it, spend it, wild thing

It's truly awesome

When she was younger she thought her mother had missed her calling

And she, in turn, thought that her daughter's conduct was appalling

After each date she had the boys, went home and dreamed of spiders

She never fell for any man who wasn't rich as Midas

Wild thing

You made the boys spring

You made everything expensive

Spend it, spend it, wild thing

It's truly awesome

If there's a lesson to be learned then I'm sure I don't know it

We've all been waiting twenty years to see her finally blow it

But as far as I can tell she's happy, rich, and worry-free

And that's a hell of a lot more than I can say for me

Wild thing

You made the boys spring

You made everything expensive

Spend it, spend it wild thing

Wild thing

You made your heart sing

You bought everything you wanted

Spend it, spend it, wild thing

It was truly awesome

That's my girl, go baby!