In Love with Yourself

He came over to my house

Didn't even knock, he just walked inside

And when I didn't want to talk

He said, "Oh God, what a lot of ********"

Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not

Don't you know I'm not?

And I said, You've got a lot of nerve

Coming here after all of the times

That you've tried to pull the wool

Over my eyes and my ears and nose and mouth and

Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not

Don't you know I'm not?

And he said, You've got a lot of nerve

Painting me like I'm the villain

What about all of those words, like "he's just a friend"?

Oh God, what a lot of ********

Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not

Don't you know I'm not?

And I said, You've got a lot of nerve

After all, it wasn't me who left

And now you're sleeping with that girl

That you used to say that you have always hated

Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not

Don't you know I'm not?

And we took off all of our clothes

Had a lot of *** and then fell asleep

And when I finally awoke

I held him close and I whispered in his ear

Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not

Don't you know I'm not?

And he said, I know, don't you think I know?