Walk of Shame

One step, two steps,

Counting tiles on the floor.

Three steps, four steps,

Guess this means that I'm a whore.

Oh oh, hell no,

How long till I reach the door?

**** me, my feet are sore

I'm wearing last night's dress

And I look like a hot ass mess

Although my hair looks good

'cause I haven't slept yet.

Make the elevator come a little faster.

I'm pus*ing all the buttons

But nothing's happening

Please, God, don't let anybody see me

Please, God, I'll do anything you ask me

I promise no more walks of shame

So walk this way

We're walking, we're walking

Walk this way

We're walking, we're walking

Last night's bubble gum,

No more bubbles, no more yum.

Where'd I get the wrist band?

Tell me there's no tramp stamp.

One, two, three, shoot,

No I know that sh-t ain't cute

But dammit, man, the show is fun

Party till the sun wakes up

Okay now raise your hands if

You've ever been guilty.

And click, click, click right now

If you walk with me.

the Make elevator come a little faster.

I'm pus*ing all the buttons

But nothing's happening

Please, God, don't let anybody see me

Please, God, I'll do anything you ask me

I promise no more walks of shame

So walk this way

We're walking, we're walking

Walk this way

We're walking, we're walking

I shouldn't have let them

Take my keys, take my keys

They left me here with too much beer

My friends, they hung me out too dry

It's not my fault...

And that's why...I'm doin' the walk of shame

Make the elevator come a little faster.

I'm pus*ing all the buttons

But nothing's happening

Please, God, don't let anybody see me

Please, God, I'll do anything you ask me

I promise no more walks of shame

So walk this way

We're walking, we're walking

Walk this way

We're walking, we're walking

So walk this way

We're walking, we're walking

Walk this way

We're walking, we're walking