歌词
I saw it advertised one day
一天我看到这个新闻：
Bear Mountain picnic was comin’ my way
去熊山野餐的日子快到了
“Come along ’n’ take a trip
“来这边逛逛吧
We’ll bring you up there on a ship
我们会用船载你过去
Bring the wife family
带上你的娘家人
Bring the whole kids
带上你的孩子们”
Yippee
太好了！
Well I run right down ’n’ bought a ticket
我立马跑去买了张票
To this Bear Mountain Picnic
去熊山野餐
But little did I realize
但我可没想过
I was in for a picnic surprise
我会碰上“野餐惊喜”
Had nothin’ to do with mountains
我在山那边什么都没干
I didn’t even come close to a bear
我也没碰上什么熊
Took the wife ’n’ kids down to the pier
我领着老婆孩子去了码头
Six thousand people there
那有大约六千人
Everybody had a ticket for the trip
每个人都攥着一张票
“Oh well ” I said “it’s a pretty big ship
“哦，行吧”我说，“这船可真够大
Besides anyway the more the merrier”
不过也好，人越多越热闹”
Well we all got on ’n’ what d’ya think
我们都上了船，可你猜怎么着？
That big old boat started t’ sink
那老旧的大船开始下沉
More people kept a-pilin’ on
但人们还是往船上挤
That old ship was a-slowly goin’ down
那艘老船慢慢地下沉
Funny way t’ start a picnic
作为野餐的开场，这可真不妙
Well I soon lost track of m’ kids ’n’ wife
我和老婆孩子走散了
So many people there I never saw in m’ life
我一辈子都没看过那么多人
That old ship sinkin’ down in the water
那艘老船渐渐沉进水里
Six thousand people tryin’ t’ kill each other
六千多个人 个个都急的要死
Dogs a-barkin’ cats a-meowin’
狗在叫，猫在叫
Women screamin’ fists a-flyin’ babies cryin’
女的尖叫，拳头乱飞，婴儿哭号
Cops a-comin’ me a-runnin’
警察在路上，我在乱跑
Maybe we just better call off the picnic
我们最好赶紧叫停
I got shoved down ’n’ pushed around
我被人推倒，倒在地上
All I could hear there was a screamin’ sound
我所能听到的只有一声尖叫
Don’t remember one thing more
脑子里再也记不住其他事了
Just remember wakin’ up on a little shore
我只记得自己在岸上醒来
Head busted stomach cracked
脑门破了，肚子挨了打
Feet splintered I was bald naked
脚被划烂了，身上被脱了个精光
Quite lucky to be alive though
能活下来真算我走运
Feelin’ like I climbed outa m’ casket
我觉得自己好像刚从棺材里爬出来
I grabbed back hold of m’ picnic basket
手里还抓着我的野餐篮
Took the wife ’n’ kids ’n’ started home
我领着老婆和孩子们回家
Wishin’ I’d never got up that morn
真希望那个早上我没起床
Now I don’t care just what you do
现在我不管你做什么
If you wanta have a picnic that’s up t’ you
如果你想去野餐那也随便
But don’t tell me about it I don’t wanta hear it
但你不要跟我说，我不想听
’Cause see I just lost all m’ picnic spirit
因为你看，我完全没了野餐的兴致
Stay in m’ kitchen have m’ own picnic
我还不如待在厨房里自己野餐
In the bathroom
或在卫生间里
Now it don’t seem to me quite so funny
对我来说，这件事可不好笑
What some people are gonna do f’r money
人们为了钱什么都干
There’s a bran’ new gimmick every day
每天都想出一个新花样
Just t’ take somebody’s money away
只是为了骗走某人的钱
I think we oughta take some o’ these people
我觉得咱们应该把这样的家伙
And put ’em on a boat send ’em up to Bear Mountain
丢到船上，送去熊山
For a picnic
来次野餐
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