Brown Eyed Handsome Man

[Verse 1]

Arrested on charges of unemployment

He was sittin' in the witness stand

The judge's wife called up the district attorney

She said "Free that brown-eyed man

If you want your job you'd better free that brown eyed man"

[Verse 2]

Flyin' across the desert in a TWA

I saw a woman walkin' 'cross the sand

She been walkin' 30 miles en route to Bombay

To meet a brown-eyed handsome man

Her destination was a brown-eyed handsome man

[Verse 3]

Way back in history, 3000 years

In fact, ever since the world began

There's been a whole lotta good women sheddin' tears

Over a brown-eyed handsome man

It's a lot of trouble for the brown-eyed handsome man

[Guitar and Piano Solos]

[Verse 4]

Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind

Between a doctor and a lawyer man

Her mother told her, "Darling, go out and find

Yourself a brown-eyed handsome man

Just like your daddy, he's a brown-eyed handsome man"

[Verse 5]

Marlo Venus was a beautiful lass

She had the world in the palm of her hand

She lost both her arms in a wrestling match

To meet a brown-eyed handsome man

She fought and won herself a brown-eyed handsome man

[Verse 6]

Two-three the count with nobody on

He hit a high fly into the stand

Roundin' third, he was headed for home

It was a brown-eyed handsome man

That won the game, it was a brown-eyed handsome man