No Money Down (Single Version)

[Verse 1]

As I was motivating back in town

I saw a Cadillac sign saying 'No Money Down'

So I eased on my brakes and I pulled in the drive

Gunned my motor twice then I walked inside

Dealer came to me said "Trade in your Ford

And I'll put you in a car that'll eat up the road

Just tell me what you want and then sign that line

And I'll have it brought down to you in a hour's time"

[Chorus]

I'm going to get me a car

And I'll be headed on down the road

Then I won't have to worry

About that broken down, ragged Ford

[Verse 2]

Well Mister I want a yellow convertible four door De Ville

With a Continental spare and a wire chrome wheel

I want power steering and power brakes

I want a powerful motor with a jet off-take

I want air condition, I want automatic heat

And I want a full Murphy bed in my back seat

I want short-wave radio, I want TV and a phone

You know I got to talk to my baby when I'm riding alone

[Chorus]

Yes I'm going to get that car

And I'm going to head on down the road

Yeah, then I won't have to worry

About that broken down, ragged Ford

[Verse 3]

I want four carburetors and two straight exhausts

I'm burning aviation fuel no matter what the cost

I want railroad air horns and a military spot

And I want a five year guarantee on everything I got

I want ten dollar deductible I want twenty dollar notes

I want thirty thousand liability that's all she wrote

[Chorus]

I got me a car

And I'm headed on down the road

No money down I don't have to worry

About that broken down, ragged Ford