歌词
Ok, I'm going to attempt to drown myself.
好的，我现在来演示如何溺死自己。
You can try this at home,
简单易行，你可以在家模仿。
you can be just like me.（Mic check 1, 2.... We recording?）Im cancerous, and when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this.
你可以像我一样（喂喂……1，2……我们开始录制了么？）
And if ya responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
你可以把我看作扩散蔓延的癌细胞，当我羞辱你的时候你不会想要正面回答。
I'd strangle you to death, then choke you again （ack）
如果你胆敢跟我饶舌，
Then broke your fucking legs til' your
我会很乐意把你勒死并帮你闭上臭嘴。
bones poke through your skin（AAWW）!
然后把你的狗腿打断
You beef with me, Im-a even the score equally,
欣赏你戳破皮肤的碎骨
take on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally.
我知道我恶心到了你，但其实彼此彼此。
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
劝你去Jerry Springer脱口秀坐坐，老子奉旨踢你屁股。
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono（OH NO!!）
你变成了愚钝的土包子。
And If I said I never did drugs, that would mean I lie
因为我抽着烟像sonny bono（滑雪时死于撞树）一样玩命把树撞。
AND get fucked more that the President does!
其实我要是说我不嗑药，你也不能说我撒谎。
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert,
因为总统比我还爱抽粉儿。
I ripped his fucking tonsils out and fed her sherbert （bitch）
希拉里克林顿都想抽老子，还叫老子变态佬。
My nerves hurt, lately Im on edge. Grabbed Vanilla Ice
我抽出他的扁桃体灌她满嘴泔水。
and ripped out his blonde dreads （fuck）
我只是在发疯罢了，最近我有点神经过敏。
Every girl I ever went out with was going lez'
瞧！我逮到了一只 Vanilla Ice（美国饶舌歌手），抽他丫的七孔窜血。
Follow me and do excactly like the song says;
每个我玩过的妞儿都成了拉拉。
Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink,
跟着这首歌说的做，不要掉队：
jump behind wheel like it was still legal.
抽烟，喝酒，烫头。嗑药，翘课，顺便杀个人。
Im dumb enough to walk in a store and steal,
假装奉公守法好市民。
so Im dumb enough to ask a for date with Lauryn Hill.
所以我傻到溜到店里行窃。
Some people only see that Im white, ignoring skill,
所以我傻到和Lauryn Hill约会
Cos' I stand out like a green hat with an orange bill.
别人只注意到我的白种肤色，却不明白我的牛逼之处。
But I dont get pissed, ya'll dont even see through the mist.
因为我就像橙条绿底小毡帽一样抓人眼球。
How the fuck can I be white, I dont even exist?
但我并没有抓狂，你们其实都没有看穿一切。
I get a clean shave, bath, go to a rave, die from an overdose
我其实根本就不存在，怎么可能特么的是个白人？
and dig myself up out of my grave.
我刮个脸，洗个澡，出去嗨，然后死于吸毒过量。
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
然后亲自爬出坟墓。
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave!?Now follow me and do excactly what you see
我的中指根本弯不下来，怎么挥挥手？
Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me?
这就是我要教现在小孩干的！现在跟上我的节奏，跟爷学着点儿！
I slap women, and eat shrooms then O.D.
你不想长大了之后像我一样屌么？
Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me !?Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole,
我打女人，使劲嗑药。
when we heard a knock on the door （knock）, must′ve been Ron Gold'
你不想长大了之后像我一样屌么？
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold.
我和 Marcus Allen一起去给辛普森探监
Killed 'em both and smeared blood on white Bronco （We did it!）
咦？是谁在敲门？一定是 Ron Gold！
My mind won'y work and my spine don't jerk.
悄悄地躲到门后
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt.
干死他们，毁尸灭迹。
I'm not a player just an ill rhyme sayer.
如果我不抽风，就没法正常思考。
That'll spray an aerosol can up at the ozone layer （psssssssh）
看我一巴掌把 Garth Brooks扇出他的娘炮衬衫。
My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
我不是歌手，我只是个蹩脚诗人。
witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch （scream）
但我依然能射穿臭氧层！
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on,
我的饶舌风格就是这么不着调，因为我还着急逃出太平间。
and beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
偷走你奶奶的尸体然后扔在你家走廊（尖叫）
Im about as normal as Norman Baites, with deformative traits;
变装成超人，跳进动画片老鹰和小鸡的片场
A premature birth that was four minutes late.
然后用橡果揍趴 Foghorn Leghorn
Mother, are you there? I love you - I never meant to hit you
我大概只像Norman Baites一样普通，只不过有点叛逆。
on the head with that shovel.
一个晚了四分钟的早产儿。
（Evil laugh）
妈，是你么？我爱你，我用那个铁铲伤到了你
Will someone please explain to my
真心不是故意的！
brains that I just severed a main vein
（邪恶的笑声）
with a chainsaw and Im in pain?
有人能给我解释一下
I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts
为啥我刚用电锯切了根儿动脉
Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I
会有点疼呢？
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
我长叹一声：我不是嗑药磕多了就是脑子烧了。
then it probably is obvious I got it on with her.
因为如果你进不来的话，我也不行。
Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with
所以如果你发现你妈的屁股里插着温度计的话
I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it.I came to a club drunk and with a fake ID
那显然是我干的嘛。
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
因为这段饶舌开始之前
I've been with 10 women who got HIV
我买了凯奇的带子，打开它然后跟着鼓点儿嗨起来。
Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me?
你不想长大了之后像爷一样屌么？
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
爷上了十个有艾滋的妹子
Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me!?
你不想长大了之后像爷一样屌么？
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
爷尿尿生疼，因为爷有性病。
You probably wanna grow up the JUST like me!!
你不想长大了之后像爷一样屌么？
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