歌词
A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid Fuckin Questions
人们总是问我特他么蠢的问题
A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records
人们觉得我在唱片里说的
Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life
或是我在唱片里提到的，都是我现实中会做
Or That I Believe In It
或是会相信的事
Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That
弄得像我在歌里说杀人
I'm Actually Gonna Do It
就真的会去杀人
Or That I Believe In It
或者真的想杀人一样
Well Shit If You Believe That
切，你相信这个？
Then I'll Kill You
那我就得杀了你了
You Know Why
知道为什么吗？
Cuz I'm A
因为我是个
Criminal
犯罪狂人
Criminal
疯狂至极
You God Damn Right
你说的真他么的对
I'm A Criminal
我就是个犯罪狂人
Yeah I'm A Criminal
对，我就是个罪犯
Eminem
My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge
我的话语就像一把有锯齿边的匕首
That'll Stab You In The Head
会深深刺进你的脑袋
Whether You're A Fag Or Lez
无论你是基佬还是蕾丝
Or The Homosex Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest
是阴阳人还是异装癖
Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answer's Yes
你是穿裤子还是裙子我都无所谓，反正我就是恨你们这些性癖错乱
Homophobic Nah You're Just Heterophobic
想玩合唱？不，你只是在滥竽充数（字形玩文字游戏，表达“你只是有异性恐惧症heterophobia”)
Starin At My Jeans Watchin My Genitals Bulgin Ooh
使劲盯着我牛仔裤里那膨胀的老二（呜～）
That's My Motherfuckin Balls You'd Better Let Go Of Em
那他么是我的蛋，你他么最好给老子放手
They Belong In My Scrotum You'll Never Get Hold Of Em
它们长在我春袋里，你一辈子都得不到
Hey It's Me Versace
嘿，是我啊！范思哲！
Whoops Somebody Shot Me
欧草，有人射我！
And I Was Just Checkin The Mail
就只因为我查了下汉字
Get It Checkin The 'male'
懂不？查了下“汉子”（谐音，邮件mail和男性male）
How Many Records You Expectin To Sell
你还想卖多少唱片啊？
After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To Jail
第二张一发行你就直接得进监狱了
C'mon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men
来吧，小哥儿，别紧张，我喜欢小Gay儿
Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men
对吧，肯？来给我句赞同。（唉，哥们儿～）
Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus
我们向你祈祷，上帝，这个孩子需要耶稣
Heal This Child Help Us Destroy These Demons
治疗他吧，帮我们驱除恶魔
Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New Car
欧顺便趁我老婆生病住院时
And A Prostitute While My Wife's Sick In The Hospital
送我一辆新车和一个妓钕
Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher
牧师，牧师，五年级老师
You Can't Reach Me My Mom Can't Neither
你们无法理解我，就连我妈都无法
You Can't Teach Me A Goddamn Thing Cause
你们什么鬼都教不了我
I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable
因为我看的有线电视节目太多
And You Ain't Able To Stop These Thoughts
多到你们已经无法改变我的想法
You Can't Stop Me From Toppin These Charts
你们也无法阻止我一路领先
And You Can't Stop Me From Droppin Each March
无法阻止我只给那些怪胎留下一张专辑
With A Brand New Cd For These Fuckin Retards
就半途而废
Duhhh And To Think It's Just Little Ol' Me
不过我转念一想，我才刚小露锋芒
Mr Don't Give A Fuck Still Won't Leave
所以我这“不给艹先生”还是留下好了
Chorus Eminem Repeat 2x
I'm A Criminal
我就是个罪犯
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
每次我写歌告诉别人我的想法
To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
人们都觉得我是在犯罪，那我就是罪犯吧
But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
但我话不多说只弹弹他们小叽叽
And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
然后继续我行我素谁都不理
I'm A Criminal
我就是个罪犯
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
每次我写歌告诉别人我的想法
To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
人们都觉得我是在犯罪，那我就是罪犯吧
But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
但我话不多说只弹弹他们小叽叽
And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
然后继续我行我素谁都不理
Eminem
My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor Cigarettes And Speed
我老妈吸毒喝酒抽烟又飙车
The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments Indeed
然后生了个孩子，丑的就跟那脐带一样
It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up Just As Crazy As She
这个小恶种长大后肯定跟她一样疯狂
Don't Dare Make Fun Of That Baby Cause That Baby Was Me
别他么拿这孩子开玩笑，因为我就是这倒霉孩子
I'm A Criminal An Animal Caged Who Turned Crazed
我就是个罪犯！猛兽也会在兽笼里疯狂
But How The Fuck You Sposed To Grow Up When You Weren't Raised
那我他么没有人来喂养该怎么成长？
So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot Taller
所以当我长大长高时
My Dick Shrunk Smaller But My Balls Got Larger
我的老二越缩越小，但我的蛋子越变越大
I Drink Malt Liquor To Fuck You Up Quicker
我喝麦芽酒就是为了迅速把你艹翻
Than You'd Wanna Fuck Me Up For Sayin The Word
而你又因为我说了这些话就想把我艹翻
My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The President Got Oral
我道德败坏，因为就连总统都在被口
Sex In His Oval Office On Top Of His Desk
在他那椭圆办公室的桌子上
Off Of His Own Employee
和他的雇员大干特干
Now Don't Ignore Me You Won't Avoid Me
嘿别无视我啊，你躲不开我的
You Can't Miss Me I'm White Blonde Haired
你没办法错过我这个金发白人小哥
And My Nose Is Pointy
我鼻子还尖尖的
I'm The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of People That Die
我是个坏蛋，会笑着
In Plane Crashes And Laughs
拿空难里死去的人开玩笑
As Long As It Ain't Happened To Him
除非我也死在那飞机上
Slim Shady I'm As Crazy As Em
我是Slim Shady，我就像
Inem And Kim Combined Kch The Maniac's In
Eminem和Kim加起来一样疯狂 “疯子来了”
Replacin The Doctor Cause Dre Couldn't Make It Today
得换医生了，因为Dre熬不过今天
He's A Little Under The Weather So I'm Takin His Place
他有些身体不适，那我就替他当医生吧
Mm Mm Mmm Oh That's Dre With An Ak To His Face
（Dre发出呜呜声）欧那是Dre，正被一把AK指着脸
Don't Make Me Kill Him Too And Spray His Brains All Over The Place
别逼我把他也杀了，弄得他脑浆溅得到处都是
I Told You Dre You Should've Kept That Thang Put Away
我告诉过你，Dre，你应该把这把AK好好藏起来
I Guess That'll Teach You Not To Let Me Play With It Eh
我想你现在知道不该让我玩枪了
I'm A Criminal
（啪，枪响，Dre又在Em的歌里被杀了）我就是个罪犯
Interlude Skit
下面插入一段短剧
Aight Look Uh Huh Just Go Up In That Motherfucker
“好了，听好，直接去那他么的鬼地方，
Get The Motherfuckin Money And Get The Fuck Up Outta There
拿上他么的钱然后他么的赶紧回来。”
/Em Aight /I'll Be Right Here Waitin On You
阿姆：“知道。”｜“我就在外面等你。”
Em Aight
阿姆：“知道！”
Yo Em
“呦阿姆！”
Em What
阿姆：“又怎么了？”
Don't Kill Nobody This Time
“这次别乱杀人了！”
Em Awwright God Damn Fuck
阿姆：“好好好！……妈的，话多。”
Whistling How You Doin'
阿姆吹着口哨：“嘿你好啊。”
Teller Hi How Can I Help You
银行出纳员：“嗨，你好，有什么需要吗？”
Eminem Yeah I Need To Make A Withdrawl
阿姆：“我要取点钱。”
Teller Okay
出纳：“好的。”
Eminem Put The Fuckin Money In The Bag Bitch
阿姆：“表子快把钱装到这袋子里，
And I Won't Kill You
好好配合我就不杀你。”
Teller What Oh My God Don't Kill Me
出纳：“什么？天啊，别杀我！”
Eminem I'm Not Gonna Kill You Bitch Quit Lookin Around
阿姆：“我不杀你，表子你别到处乱看！”
Teller Don't Kill Me Please Don't Kill Me
出纳：“别杀我，求求你，不要杀我！”
Eminem I Said I'm Not Gonna Fuckin Kill You
阿姆：“我说了我他么不杀你！
Hurry The Fuck Up Boom Thank You
你他么快点装钱！”啪！“谢了～”
Eminem
结果还是杀了-_-||
Windows Tinted On My Ride When I Drive In It
我那辆连窗户都喷上喷漆的车就在路边
So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And Just Dive In It
我抢了银行出来就直接跳进车
So I'll Be Disguised In It
然后在车上躲一会儿
And If Anybody Identifies The Guy In It
要是有人看到我刚才在银行干了啥
I'll Hide For Five Minutes
我就会等上五分钟
Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness
然后回到现场干掉目击者
Fire At The Private Eye Hired To Pry In My Business
向那受雇来窥探我工作的Private Eye杂志开火
Die Bitches Bastards Brats Pets
去死吧你们这群表子、杂种、小屁孩、小宠物！
This Puppy's Lucky I Didn't Blast His Ass Yet
这宠物狗运气真好，我还没爆它菊
If I Ever Gave A Fuck I'd Shave My Nuts
要是我有性趣我会刮干净我下面
Tuck My Dick Inbetween My Legs And Cluck
把它缩进我两腿间然后嗑嗒嗑嗒地弹舌
You Motherfuckin Chickens Ain't Brave Enough
你这该死的懦夫还没那种胆子
To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut
敢学我说话，那我就用这胶带让你们闭嘴
Shit Half The Shit I Say I Just Make It Up
艹，我说的谎话有一半是为了讲和
To Make You Mad So Kiss My White Naked Ass
好让你疯狂到亲我的大白屁股
And If It's Not A Rapper That I Make It As
要是我不当饶舌歌手的话
Bi'ma Be A Fuckin Rapist In A Jason Mask
我可以带上杰森的面具去当个强间犯
Chorus 2x
I'm A Criminal
我就是个罪犯
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
每次我写歌告诉别人我的想法
To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
人们都觉得我是在犯罪，那我就是罪犯吧
But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
但我话不多说只弹弹他们小叽叽
And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
然后继续我行我素谁都不理
I'm A Criminal
我就是个罪犯
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
每次我写歌告诉别人我的想法
To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
人们都觉得我是在犯罪，那我就是罪犯吧
But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
但我话不多说只弹弹他们小叽叽
And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
然后继续我行我素谁都不理
I'm A Criminal
我就是个罪犯
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
每次我写歌告诉别人我的想法
To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
人们都觉得我是在犯罪，那我就是罪犯吧
But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
但我话不多说只弹弹他们小叽叽
And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
然后继续我行我素谁都不理
I'm A Criminal
我就是个罪犯
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
每次我写歌告诉别人我的想法
To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
人们都觉得我是在犯罪，那我就是罪犯吧
But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
但我话不多说只弹弹他们小叽叽
And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
然后继续我行我素谁都不理
I'm A Criminal
我就是这么个犯罪狂人
专辑信息