歌词
May I have your attention please
请大家听好了~~！
May I have your attention please
请大家听好了~~！
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
请真正的 Slim Shady 起立！
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
我再重复：请真正的 Slim Shady 起立！
We're going to have a problem here
我们遇到一个麻烦
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
你们一个个都表现得象是头一回见到白人一样
jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy
下巴都贴到地上了就好象 Pam 一样，看见 Tommy
just burst in the door
突然冲进门来
started whoopin her ass worse than before
然后他开始越来越疯狂地追逐她的屁股
they first get divorced throwing
其实之前他们已经离婚了
her over furniture （scream）
他把她扔（抛弃）得老远
It's the return of the
这是……的回归
Oh wait no way your kidding
啊~等等，不能等了，你在开玩笑吧
he didn't just say what I think he did did he
他说的并不是我认为他做过的事，是吗？
And Dr Dre said
接下来 Dr.Dre 说
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead
白痴！什么也没说！Dr.Dre 早就死了
he's locked in my basement （haha）
他的尸体被我锁在地下室了！哈哈！
Feminist women love Eminem
女权主义的娘们特别“喜爱” Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
老是七嘴八舌的谈论着 Slim Shady，我讨厌他
look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
你瞧瞧他那小样儿~走来走去地，手里抓着他那个...你知道是啥东东
limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
朝着...你知道是谁...抖来抖去，没错，可是他挺帅~！
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
是的，我也许真的脑袋里缺了两颗螺丁
but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
但至少比你父母卧室里发生的那些事情要正常一点
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
有时，我真想在电视上撒撒野
but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
但可惜做不到，不过 Tom Green 那家伙和一只驼鹿尸体做爱这件事还是挺酷的
my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
我的屁股就在你嘴边，我的屁股就在你嘴边
and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
如果我够幸运的话你可以亲它一小口
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
这就是我们想要灌输给小朋友的讯息
and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
并且期望他们永远不知道女人的*是啥玩意儿
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
可是他们总有一天会知道什么是性交
by the time they hit 4th grade
顺便还会在这方面得高分
they got the discovery channel don't they
他们看《探索》频道，不是吗？
We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
“我们都不过是哺乳动物”没错，有的还是食人动物呢~
who cut other people open like cantaloupes
这些食人动物把其他的人切开就象切开羚羊一样
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
但是既然我们可以和动物尸体以及羚羊做爱
then there's no reason that a man
那么就没有理由不准一个男人
and another man can't elope
和另外一个男人私奔
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
可是只要你和我有一样的感受，我就有个建议
Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
女士们挥舞起你们的连袜裤，高唱着段副歌，这就开始了！
I'm Slim Shady
我就是 Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的！
So won't the real Slim Shady
那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立！请起立！
becuase I'm Slim Shady
因为我就是 Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的！
So won't the real Slim shady
那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立！请起立！
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Will Smith 为了多卖几张唱片就不敢在他的说唱里骂人
Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too
可我不怕，所以肏他！同时也肏你们！
You think I give a damm about a Grammy
你们以为我对一座葛莱美奖有兴趣吗？
Half of you critics can't
你们这些评论家有一半都受不了我
even stomach me let alone stand me
对我避之惟恐不及
But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
可是 Slim ，要是你真得奖了怎么办？不是很不可思议吗？
Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
有啥不可思议的？到时候你们这些家伙正好可以撒个谎把我给骗到这儿来
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
于是你们就可以安排我坐在“小甜甜”的旁边
Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
狗屁，我才不要呢！最好让 Christina Aguilera 来跟我换换位置
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
那样我就能坐在 Carson Daly 和 Fred Durst 的旁边
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
就能听见他们争论着到底 Christina Aguilera 先和谁口交
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
小贱人，在MTV上惹毛了我
yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
是的，他很帅，但是我认为他已经和 Kim 结过婚了，嘿嘿
I should download her audio on mp3
我真应该把她的歌下载到MP3上
And show the whole world
然后向全世界展示
how you gave Eminem V D （scream）
你是如何让 Eminem 染上性病的
I'm sick of you little girl
我讨厌你们这些小姑娘
and boy groups all you do is annoy me
和小男孩团体你们成天就知道惹我恶心
So I've been sent here to destroy you
所以我被派到这里来消灭你们
And theres a million of us just like me
而且我们之中有无数的人和我一样
Who cuss like me
他们象我一样地骂人，
Who just don't give a fuck like me
象我一样地不在乎
Who dress like me
象我一样的穿着
Walk talk and act like me
象我一样的走路、说话和行动
It just might be the next best thing
并且有望成为继我之后的最好的东西
But not quite me
只是成不了100%的我
I'm Slim Shady
我就是 Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的！
So won't the real Slim Shady
那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立！请起立！
becuase I'm Slim Shady
因为我才是真正的 Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
对，我是真的shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的！
So won't the real Slim shady
那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立！请起立！
I'm like a headtrip to listen to
听我唱歌就好比进行一次大脑旅行
Cause I'm only giving you
因为我只会给你讲一些
things you joke about with your friends
你和你的朋友作为笑谈的东西
inside your living room
在私人客厅里
The only difference is I got the balls
唯一的不同是我拥有
to say it in front of ya'll
在你们大家面前说出来的机会
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
而且我不会说谎也不会给它们加上糖衣
I just get on the mic and spit it
我不过是对着麦克风然后直接吐出来罢了
And whether you like to admit it （rip）
不管你承不承认
I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
我无疑比90%的说唱艺人放屁放得更响亮
Then you wonder how can kidz eat up
接下来你想知道为什么小朋友们痴迷
these albums like valiums
我的专辑就好象依赖安定一样
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
这还真好笑，因为照我现在这个样子发展下去的话，当我30岁的时候
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
我会成为独一无二的在疗养院耍流氓的人
Pinching nurses asses
我一边捏护士们的屁股
when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
当我和J ergens 一起玩手淫的时候
But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
而且我抽筋时这整包Viagra（药）都不起作用
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
在每个人体内都潜伏了一个 Slim Shady
He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
他（潜伏的Slim Shady）会在你吃汉堡时发作，在你的洋葱圈上吐口水
Or in the parking lot circling
或者开着车在停车场不停地转圈圈，
screaming I don't give a fuck
还一边叫喊着“I don't give a fuck”
With his windows down and system up
而且车窗、车盖都敞开着的
So will the real Shady please stand up
那么真正的 Shady 请站起来吧
and put one of those fingures on each hand up
然后双手高举中指
and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
并且骄傲地丧失理智
and one more time loud as you can how does it go
好好地再唱一遍副歌，用你吃奶的力气，是咋唱的来着
Cuz I'm Slim Shady
我就是 Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的！
So won't the real Slim Shady
那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立！请起立！
becuase I'm Slim Shady
因为我就是 Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的！
So won't the real Slim shady
那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立！请起立！
I'm Slim Shady
我就是 Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的！
So won't the real Slim Shady
那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立！请起立！
becuase I'm Slim Shady
因为我就是 Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的！
So won't the real Slim shady
那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立！请起立！
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