Elfie Schlegel

Pulled a muscle

I popped a joint

My useless body

Is falling apart

I used to be limber

I used to have finesse

Now I'm just a pencilneck

But it wasn't always this way

I remember way back in the day

I used to somersault like elfie schlegel

Coming off the uneven bars

Saw my chiropractor

My question he did answer

Said you better take care

I better get some Medicare

I'm not getting younger

So said my doctor

I'm no spring chicken pigeon

But it wasn't always this way

I remember way back in the day

I used to somersault like elfie schlegel

Doing her floor excersize routine