The Kwellada Kid

He had an itch that wouldn't stop

He caught it from someone who didn't wash

He had a nest for a ******

He had one big piece of hot property

He's just a kid

The Kwellada kid

He had an itch

Only kwellada could fix

He was afraid to drop his pants

He was embarrassed by the nasty rash

It was in the shape of all of Italy

His ***** was his scratching post

He's going back to the town

He's gonna hunt that creature down

He's gonna pull its panties down

And eat those crabs for lunch