Don't Have The Cow

You should have listened to your mother

And ate your veggies when you were younger

You should have listened to your parents

And doubled up on your peas and carrots

Even though I eat meat

I appreciate the irony

Now that the cows are going mad

The vegetarians are laughing at us now

Well this just makes you want to hate them even more

But if you indulge in that

You're no smarter than the slab of beef you eat

The one that's now driving you mad


I hate to be an "I told you so"

But I ****ing told you so

Meat is murder and it's killing you

Now what the hell are you going to do?