My Pathetic Past

歌词
No prize for congeniality
Never knew popularity
The ugly stick had wished
To one day become a swan
Always picked last for sports teams
Got cheated out of my wet dream
I missed out on teenage ***
Was too busy beating off to reader's digest
Well I can't help but laugh
At my pathetic past
From now on things will be different
Every day will now be recess
Beaten up by football jocks
Forced to hide in toilet stalls
Chased home by rabid dogs
Somehow survived it all
'Kick Me' sign taped to my back
I had to run out of my art class
**** rolling out of my slacks
Chasing me down the stairwell
专辑信息
1.Stepstranger
2.You Make Me Thick
3.Bobbitt
4.Better Than Eddie Vedder
5.Don't Have The Cow
6.Fate
7.Dean Martian
8.Charlie Still Smirks
9.Spaceghost, The Twins & Blip
10.My Pathetic Past
11.Michelle Pfeiffer's Diaper
12.The Kwellada Kid
13.Elfie Schlegel
14.Gaggle Of Friends