Plastic Man (Stereo)

A man lives at the corner of the street

And his neighbors think

He's helpful and he's sweet

'Cause he never swears and

He always shakes you by the hand

But no one knows

He really is a plastic man

Plastic man plastic man

He's got plastic heart

Plastic teeth and toes

(Yeah he's plastic man)

He's got plastic knees

And a perfect plastic nose

(Yeah he's plastic man)

He's got plastic lips that

Hide his plastic teeth and gums

And plastic legs

That reach up to his plastic bum

(Plastic bum)

(Plastic bum)

Plastic man got no brain

Plastic man don't feel no pain

Plastic people look the same

Yeah yeah yeah

Kick his shin or tread on his face

Pull his nose all over the place

He can't disfigure or disgrace

Plastic man (plastic man)

He's got plastic flowers

Growing up the walls

Plastic man

He eats plastic food

With a plastic knife and fork

Plastic man

He likes plastic cups and saucers

'Cause they never break

And he likes to lick his gravy

Off a plastic plate

Plastic man got no brain

Plastic man don't feel no pain

Plastic people look the same

Yeah yeah yeah

Kick his shin or tread on his face

Pull his nose all over the place

He can't disfigure or disgrace

Plastic man (plastic man)

He's got a plastic wife

Who wears a plastic mac

(Yeah he's plastic man)

And his children wanna be plastic

Like their dad

(Yeah he's plastic man)

He's got a phony smile that

Makes you think he understands

But no one ever gets the truth

From plastic man (plastic man)

Plastic man (plastic man)

(plastic man)