All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth)

Entire song is done in a falsetto little boy's voice and on most sibilant \"s\"'s, a \"whistling\" sound is heard, much as would be emitted by one lacking his two front teeth.

spoken intro:

'twas the night before christmas and all through the house

not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

suddenly i heard a strange noise down below

so, in my flannel pajamas i went tippy-toe

i could see old saint nick from the spot where i stood

so i slid down the banister just as fast as i could

Sung:

all i want for christmas is my two front teeth

my two front teeth, see, my two front teeth?

gee, if i could only have my two front teeth

then i could wish you merry christmas

It seems so long since i could say

\"sister suzy sitting on a thistle

every time i try to speak

huh, all i do is whistle

All i want for christmas is my two front teeth

my two front teeth see my two front teeth?

gee, if i could only have my two front teeth

then i could wish you merry christmas

Tongue click, bicycle bell, and an \"oh, no!\"

\"jingle bells\" resumes in the second line of a verse

tongue click, bicycle bell, and an \"oh, no!\"

\"jingle bells\" resumes in the second line of a verse

horse whinny and a sneeze

\"jingle bells\" resumes in the second line of a verse

horse whinny and a sneeze

\"jingle bells\" completes its verse

Spoken:

good old santa claus and all his reindeer

huh, they used to bring me lots of toys and candy

gee, but, but now when i go out and call \"dancer, prancer, donnner and blitzen\"

none of 'em can understand me

cries

all i want for christmas is my two front teeth

my two front teeth, see my two front teeth?

two more attempts to sound it correctly

all i want for christmas is my two front teeth

so i can wish you merry christmas

christmas, christmas

aww, for goodness sakes

happy new year!