歌词
Unicorns and wizard sleeves
独角兽（神秘）和巫师袖（pussy）
Hammer pants and make believe
哈伦裤，成就信仰
Pirate ships sailing off to sea
海盗船已经出海
Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle
你们来我的城堡一起开派对吧，我的城堡，我的城堡
This is for the freaks and for my magicians
给怪咖和我的魔术师们（一种体位）
Booty clapping, lap dancing technicians
拍拍屁股，跳大腿舞的专家们
Dance parties in the name of Great Britain
以大英帝国的名义举办的跳舞派对（莫莫的一重人格Raven Bowie是英国人）
And American girls who love a Detroit Piston
那些喜欢底特律活塞队的美国女孩（活塞双关，也是一种体位）
Like Dennis Rodman, I got a rod, man (awww yeah!)
像Dennis Rodman（退役NBA球星）一样，我有一个抬头的大diao
Long wong-dong in a soft hand
柔软的手握着我的长JB
And a ping-pong pink schlong, let's all dance!
粉嫩的长JB，不如跳舞（在and we danced里也出现过类似他对自己JB的描写，以及不是ping-pong 是pink palm）
From England to Stockholm
从英国到斯德哥尔摩
I'm wearing a cape just like a poncho
我穿个披肩也有斗篷范儿
I got a cutey and I'm making a beat on her booty
我勾搭上一个小可爱，我拍打着她的美臀
Like I was up on Aruba beating upon a bongo
就像我在Bonnaroo音乐节敲打小手鼓一样
I got a bottle of Martinelli's and dumping it all over anybody that's kicking it in the Grotto
我把一瓶气泡苹果酒倒在正在grotto（也有人说是plateau）休闲的人们身上
And the neighbours keep tripping, I'm like "I'm in a castle",
邻居被炒的气得不行，而我有一个城堡里
Fuck your condo!
你们和你们的公寓滚蛋吧
Unicorns and wizard sleeves
独角兽（神秘）和巫师袖（pussy）
Hammer pants and make believe
哈伦裤，成就信仰
Pirate ships sailing off to sea
海盗船已经出海
Unicorns and wizard sleeves
独角兽（神秘）和巫师袖（pussy）
Hammer pants and make believe
哈伦裤，成就信仰
Pirate ships sailing off to sea
海盗船已经出海
Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle
你们来我的城堡一起开派对吧，我的城堡，我的城堡
You like to party, I am a partier
你喜欢开派对，我就是为派对而生
You like to wander, I am a wanderer
你喜欢散步，我是个流浪者
Your thighs are the closet to Narnia
你的私处就是极乐世界的代名词
Is it cool if I go and get lost in that?
你介意我进去，然后假装迷路吗
I'm the lion, the witch in the wardrobe
我就是狮子，衣柜里的女巫（Narnia里面的）
Massage my lap, I have a sore bone
按摩一下我的大腿吧，我bo起的都酸痛了
Of course cold on the dance floor
舞厅的地板肯定很冰凉
Like an Eskimo's toes in the North Pole
像在北极爱斯基摩人的脚趾头
With both toes poking out of two holes
从两个洞里，所有的脚指头都破土而出
In the Eskimo socks, I'm hot
在爱斯基摩人的袜子里，我又欲火焚身
Like a cauldron from a warlock
就像巫师手里的一口大锅
Wearing sweatpants in a sauna
就像在温暖的室内穿运动裤
Who's your father? I'm not
你爸是谁？反正不是我
I'm motherfuckin' Raven Bowie and here's my cock
我他妈可是Raven Bowie（莫莫一重人格），来认识一下我的JB
Rooster, Cock-a-doodle-doo sir
又名Mr.JB-penis-超级大diao
Take a hit of the hooka, now make it drop
来抽一口水烟，接着别停
Girl's booty was bigger than the stomach of Rick Ross
妹子们的美臀比Rick Ross的肚子还大
Holy mother mountain of tender tendon to get lost in
我了个大擦，魂断温情山，迈不动步
Bounce, bounce, that castle booty, that bottom
充气城堡般的美臀，富有弹性，弹弹弹
Make it wobble, wobbly-waddle 'til my third leg has to hobble
摇一摇你们的美臀，我立刻意乱情迷，脚步蹒跚，直到小兄弟疲软（引用Big Sean的Dance（A$$））
You don't want to look back on this night
这一晚难忘无悔
And think I should have been freaking on a booty
我觉得我应该是被那些美臀勾去了魂
Freak-freaking on a booty
为一个美臀抓狂（也是引用and we dance）
Unicorns and wizard sleeves
独角兽（神秘）和巫师袖（pussy）
Hammer pants and make believe
哈伦裤，成就信仰
Pirate ships sailing off to sea
海盗船已经出海
Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle
你们来我的城堡一起开派对吧，我的城堡，我的城堡
This might be the best night that we have ever had
这可能是我们有过的最好夜晚
That-that we have ever had
最好的夜晚
That-that we have ever had
最好的夜晚
That-that we have ever had together
我们一起最好的夜晚
Eh, motherfucking, eh
他妈的
Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of a party
你有没有在派对上杀死一只土狼（有时候开着开着派对，会在beer run的时候遇见土狼）
In the night, in the middle of a party
在晚上，派对上
Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of the night
你有没有在半夜杀死一只土狼
In the middle of a party
在派对上
Brought it home and threw it on the carpet
把她带回家，扔到地摊上
Sit and kill a coyote, I'm starving
坐下杀一只土狼，我饿死了
Who wants to eat a coyote?
谁想吃土狼
Who wants to eat a coyote?
谁想吃土狼
Who wants to eat a coyote?
谁想吃土狼
Bring my bagpipe, I grab my flute
把我的风笛（一种爱尔兰乐器，莫莫有爱尔兰血统）拿过来，我拿着长笛
Cause drunk King John is stealin' loot
因为喝醉的King John还在厕所里（应该是still in the loo）
Get on to the pole in a birthday suit, our suit
全裸着抓住杆子（双关：脱衣舞女梗和JB梗）
Where MJ is King, and Prince is prince
MJ是King，Prince就是prince
And Raven has ruled ever since
但是现在是Raven的天下（莫莫的那一重人格）
Unicorns and wizard sleeves
独角兽（神秘）和巫师袖（pussy）
Hammer pants and make believe
哈伦裤，成就信仰
Pirate ships sailing off to sea
海盗船已经出海
Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle
你们来我的城堡一起开派对吧，我的城堡，我的城堡
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