歌词
And y'aint even want it wit da boy
他们甚至不愿和我出去嗨
Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy
因为我生活的方式实在是太tm爽了
On some grown man BI
做着一些成人的事
I could have been a girl
我曾可能是一个女性
Or any ethnicity up in the world
或者是世界上任何一个其它种族
but I'm rollin with the top back
但我现在正和上层人士混在一起
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
不必担心警长在我身边(警察对黑人多有不公平待遇)
I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap
也不必去弄那些麻烦的内衣
Me and the crew
我和我的哥们儿们
Are really doing everything that we like to
真的是为所欲为,随心所欲
Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude
哥们儿,做白人男性真爽
shit, im living good up in this bitch
哈哈,我的小日子过得可真滋润
dicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip
小×哥我在城市中随便闲逛,飞着叶子
I aint black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian
我可不是黑人,多米尼克人,西班牙人或者印第安人
So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision
我可不会沦落到坐牢的地步
For a white boy
身为白人
Hollatcha muthafuckin kike, boy
也是一个犹太佬
Higher than a muthafuckin kite, it's iight boi
飞起来比风筝还高,没毛病
They ain't suspicious of jews
他们从不质疑犹太人
Ill show contrition it's cool
我稍微表示一下歉意就当什么事都没发生
Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose
敢碰问我一下我就让我老爹来教育你
One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew
高层律师中的一员也会帮我和我的哥们儿们解决问题
I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise
我吃着山珍海味在超级游轮上打保龄球
Das what I do kid
这就是我的日常
Happy that my name aint stupid
幸好我的名字是个白人的名字
Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids
如果我不叫dave而叫daquan我可能都得开始带孩子了
But now I'm farting, overeating at meals,
但我现在一边放屁一边吃着大餐
If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill
如果我要去主题派对也不会为此去一趟二手店
I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet
小×我挣的和牙医一样多,打着网球,品着美味葡萄酒
And I aint gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look...
虽然我不是gay...但就算是也还好(白人并不像黑人那么排斥同性恋)
I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes
我唱出韵脚时那叫一个*
But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live
但我看的收费节目里绝对不会出现那些黑人演员
getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle
说到票我手里更是一堆一堆的,坐在老鹰球场里欣赏比赛
where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)
他们吃东西都是为了生存,我吃饭可是一种享受
And y'aint even want it wit da boy
他们甚至不愿和我出去嗨
Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy
因为我生活的方式实在是太爽了
On some grown man BI
做着一些成人的事
I could have been a girl
我曾可能是一个女性
Or any ethnicity up in the world
或者是世界上任何一个其它种族
but I'm rollin with the top back
但我现在正和上层人士混在一起
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
不必担心警长在我身边(警察对黑人多有不公平待遇)
I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap
也不必去弄那些麻烦的内衣
Me and the crew
我和我的哥们儿们
Are really doing everything that we like to
真的是为所欲为,随心所欲
Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude
哥们儿,做白人男性真爽
Yeah. It's little DI in this bitch ho
哟,真开心我不是个女人
Happy that I'm white, but relieved I aint a chick yo
我是白人就够好了,作为一个男人更是锦上添花
I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up
我从来不必早期去化妆
Or straighten hair, I aint given a damn
或者去梳头发,我才不在乎
I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka
小*我想穿啥就穿啥,就是这么屌
They up in heels
女士们还得穿高跟鞋
And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...
不敢多吃东西,除了嗑药,real
And ion't bleach shit
我也不用美白整容
Ion't gotta eat dick
也不用吹箫
I aint bleeding up out ma penis
也不会回来“大姨夫”
Smoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing
飞着叶子也不会呼大了因为我们男人忍受力强
In disagreements, i participate without weeping
和别人吵架也可以直接干架
And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that
啪啪啪时飘飘欲仙也不忘击掌庆祝
Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut
我的名声也会变好
So what up
所以你看不惯我嘛?
Ya boy cut up
你们都在切着草
But eat butter
但我吃着黄油
and I ain't gotta speak to ma mother...to still love her
我也不用专门跟我妈谈心才能让她知道我爱她
And I been getting better looking with age
尽管年龄增长我却越帅,气不气?
But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face
就算和武大郎一样又丑又搓也能找到个好媳妇
"Seal interlude"
I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped
我去约会从不必担心被强暴
And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played
看着比赛也不必担心欣赏不了
And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake
如果看见小孩也不必装出一脸虚伪的喜欢
And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!
如果你怀孕了,真对不起,但我先溜了,祝你好运哦!
And y'aint even want it wit da boy
他们甚至不愿和我出去嗨
Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy
因为我生活的方式实在是太tm爽了
On some grown man BI
做着一些成人的事
I could have been a girl
我曾可能是一个女性
Or any ethnicity up in the world
或者是世界上任何一个其它种族
but I'm rollin with the top back
但我现在正和上层人士混在一起
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
不必担心警长在我身边(警察对黑人多有不公平待遇)
I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap
也不必去弄那些麻烦的内衣
Me and the crew
我和我的哥们儿们
Are really doing everything that we like to
真的是为所欲为,随心所欲
Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude
哥们儿,做白人男性真爽
Yeah... I'm happy as fuck man
哈哈哈,我开心的不行
First off I'm a dude so
首先我是一个男人
There was a one in two chance of that sucking
所以我的生活可能有二分之一的概率很惨淡
But now I can run a seven minute mile
但现在我气氛中能跑一英里
I can defend my self adequately
我能合法自卫
I can be logical
我很理性
I can get along with my room-mates
我可以和室友好好相处
Watch serious movies without being scared by them
看着恐怖电影也不必被吓到
And the on top of that I'm white
更棒的是...我是白人
Which is like, amazing because
这太神奇了,因为i
Everybody naturally assumes I'm a great person
大家都自然的认为我是一个好人
I get a fair shot at the life I deserve
我在人生中得到了更公平的对待
I mean I could underachieve my way into any college in the country
我可以轻松的从大学毕业
I get my hair cut at a salon
我可以在沙龙剪发
People hold the door open for me which is nice
人们经常帮我留着门
Er, I never have to get into a fight, like, for social purposes
我也不必因为社交问题去打架来显得我很厉害
And please don't take this as me just disparaging black people
但请不要认为我是在说黑人不好
It ain't about that
我不是这个意思
It's about me being happy that I'm white, know what I'm saying?
我只是觉得我白我自豪
But on that note, could someone explain to me why Fat Joe, and any other person of Hispanic descent, is allowed to say the N-word
顺带问一句...为什么像fat joe这样的拉丁美洲人能说n-gga
I mean I guess it's unrelated but like that shit don't make any sense
我觉得这简直是扯淡,他们只是想显得自己厉害
I've been thinking about that shit a lot
这个问题困扰我很久了
Because like if I could say the N-word, it would really help my rhyme scheme out
因为如果我也可以说的话,我的歌词就会*上加*
It's like the perfect filler word
因为它简直万能...
专辑信息
1.Ham
2.Ex-Boyfriend
3.Jewish Flow
4.White Dude
5.All K
6.Staying In
7.The Cypher
8.Attached At The Hip
9.Famous Dude
10.How Can I Become a Bawlaa
11.Sky Hooks
12.Beatin' On Ma
13.Sports
14.Too High
15.Club Night
16.Grimy as a Gooch
17.Bars