Too High

Wassup, wassup y'all

LD aka Young Dick

Had to make a track about smoking weed, man

Every rapper got a track about smoking weed so I didn't really have a choice

But, I guess I made mine a little bit different is all

It's like, it's like, it's like

Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks

I'm with my team in this bitch, and we all getting lit

I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick

And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja

And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong

And the dope I'm on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong

Getting real high

Watching funny videos of Bill Nye

Tell me that this jam isn't still fly --

*Bill Nye theme song playing in the background*

"Ayo, check this out... hahahaha..."

"Oh, my god... I forgot all about this shit

This shit is fucking crazy... hahahaha..."

"Holy shit..!

Wow, I'm like, uncomfortably high..."

Now I'm getting hungry than a muthafucka

Put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400

Where'd I put that honey mustard

Lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka

Until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week

How long do them thangs keep?

Guess I better ask Jeeves

Go get ma computer but I'm staring at the damn screen (wow)

Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be

The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed

Now ya man is fucked

And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff

But I think I'm way too high

And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit

But I think ma brains too fried

And yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it

I'm praying that I make it

Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee

I'm too blazed, it's too late

To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high

Now I'm freakin out up in this bitch

Can't control it and ma homies passin round another spliff

So I bolted to the BR

Consulted with the mirror

Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic

Cause the weed in you beating you

Then all a sudden I'm on the toilet beating ma penis blue

But I ain't cummin because as I'm imagining fucking something

That pretty girl I'm humping

Becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother

Or some other fucking disgusting person

Ma brain is bein strange, cause I'm high as a plane

I ain't deranged, I'm just saying it's a violent strain

So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars

Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars

Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit

Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script

How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a

Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing

Man I'm high as fuck

And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff

But I think I'm way too high

And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit

But I think ma brains too fried

And yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it

I'm praying that I make it

Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee

I'm too blazed, it's too late

To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high

Rock hard cock, cause I'm watching Katy Perry

And in her video the whole world's made of candy (wow)

Damn, I ain't even got no candy

So now I'm at the fucking C store

Where ya man be torn than a mafucka

Peanut m&m's or a Twix

Can't commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands

Goddamn now I'm weary of the man -- yeah the cashier

Homeland, Nazir!

S-s-s-so damn tweaked I can't even cross the mothafuckin street

Gotta wait until that muthafucka's green

Now I'm back up at the crib, and I'm laughin at giraffes long necks

Gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex

Crafted a long text, took about an hour

Took a scary shower, now I'm sitting naked on the ground

Man I'm fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up

This sucks I'm high as fuck

And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff

But I think I'm way too high

And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit

But I think ma brains too fried

And yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it

I'm praying that I make it

Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee

I'm too blazed, it's too late

To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high

Oh my god

This shit is not fun, man

I can't stop thinkin' 'bout weird ass shit

Watching Lady Gaga

I can't stop thinking about who the fuck Alejandro is

Who the fuck is he?

Jerking off, I came during the position change

Like, in the porn, like when they was chaning positions, I came

Ain't nothing worse than that

Nothing worse than that shit, everybody knows that

Aye, but like, I've been thinking 'bout like

When the sun goes behind the clouds, what does it do?

Like, does it smile?

Like, what does it do, does it show it's dick?

It's something to think about

Like it's doing something, and we can't see it

So like, what's it doin? I don't even know like, what it's doing

Because, if it's showing it's dick, I'm tryna see that

I bet the sun got a big ass dick

Alright, I gotta go to bed

Fuck, I forgot about them chicken nuggets from the first verse

They still in the oven, damn, probably burnt as shit by now

I guess I gotta go get them, fire hazard

Goodnight