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Shots in the club like plaxico

I'm in the corner, hot like Placido's

And dicky fuckin flow nuts pistachio

And like Shelvin, I know how to mack a ho

I got girls on ma penis

Flow is the meanest

Not Gilbert, but I'm sellin out arenas

Do it all day A peterson

Because I'm tryna get paid like Revis did

I met a French bitch, big lips, and she got a body

Told her put that ass on moi like nnamdi

Fight like rocky, white like Roddy

Hoosier Daddy all knight like Booby

Hot box ride, I can barely see

You know I keep ma car melo like Anthony

Got bigger blunts than legarrete, smoke outta Taurus

Put Mar kief in dat philly like Morris

Anybody better better than me, good try

I'm the best like Jahvid, but I'm not lion

Not even a tyson...no ear biting

Ma pockets fat with green, so Rex Ryan

I ball for the bucks like Luke Richard Mbah a moute

But I'm a fuckin superstar

And if they ask LD where he wanna live

Then I'ma tell 'em where markakis like Nick

I'm tryna get a little Kevin Love

And then I see a bad bitch starin up in the club

She got an ass so sweet like a cinnabun

I bet dat bitch a giant freak like Lincecum

And so I go and approach her

We kick it like Stover

End of the night, I'ma ownher, hova

Liquor make a bitch feel raunchy, horny

So im getting big shots, Chauncey, horry

Took her back at ma Eddie House

And this fine ass bitch takin off her blouse

And then ma D Rose quicka than a bull at the garden

Dick like James from the way that it Harden

My name ain't Charles, but I pack wood son

Ma dick ain't Gretzky, but it's still a good one

She want that juice I ain't talkin bout OJ

It's more like Mayo, something like OJ

Okay, now her clothes are off

And I can see her C pierced like her name was Paul

I couldn't care less, went down feelin the flavor

It was hairless, something like Villanueva

Ma Rod Smart, so He Hate Me

When I don't cover him up wit a safety

But I coordinate that D, so I planned protection

Had a Magnum Rolle like louisania tech did

Put a condom on ma Ryan Braun

Ma Hebrew hammer, then we got it on

I was playin wit a boobie, Cavalier

We even made a couple movies, Shaq O'Neil

She had a real big cat, Andres Gallaraga pussy

But I hit it hard, Troy Polamalu on that pussy

No acting but she had a big O Oscar

No PED's little Dicky ballin proper let's go