歌词
May I have your attention please?
请大家听好了！
May I have your attention please?
请大家听好了！
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
请真正的 Slim Shady 起立！
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
我再重复：请真正的 Slim Shady 起立！
We're going to have a problem here
我们这有麻烦了。
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
你们一个个都表现得象是头一回见到白人一样
jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
下巴都贴到地上了，就好象 Pam 一样，看见 Tommy 突然冲进门来。
started whoopin her ass worse than before
然后他开始越来越疯狂地追逐她的屁股。
they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
其实之前他们已经离婚了，他把她扔得老远。
It's the return of the
这是XX的回归
"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
“啊~等等，不能等了，你在开玩笑吧他说的并不是我认为他做过的事，对吗？”
And Dr Dre said
接下来 Dr.Dre 说...
....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
白痴！什么也没说！Dr.Dre 早就死了，他的尸体被我锁在地下室了！哈哈！
Feminist women love Eminem
女权主义的娘们特别“喜爱” 埃米纳姆。
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
七嘴八舌的谈论着 Slim Shady，“我讨厌他，
look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
你瞧瞧他那样儿，走来走去地，手里抓着他那个...你知道是啥东西，
limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though"
朝着...你知道是谁...抖来抖去。”“没错，可是他挺帅！”
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
是的，我也许真的脑袋里缺了两颗螺丝钉。
but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
但至少比你父母卧室里发生的那些事情要正常一点。
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
有时，我真想在电视上撒撒野。
but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
但可惜做不到，不过 Tom Green 那家伙和一只驼鹿尸体嘿嘿嘿这件事还是挺酷的。
my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
我的屁股在你嘴边，我的屁股在你嘴边。
and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
如果我够幸运的话你可以亲它一小口。
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
这就是我们想要灌输给小朋友的讯息。
and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is.
并且期望他们永远不知道女人的阴|蒂是啥。
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
可是他们总有一天会知道什么是性|交。
by the time they hit 4th grade,
当他们到了四年级的时候，
they got the discovery channel don't they?
他们还有探索频道可看，不是吗？
We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals
“我们都不过是哺乳动物”没错，有的还是食人动物呢。
who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
这些食人动物把其他的人切开就象切开羚羊一样 。
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
但是既然我们可以和动物尸体以及羚羊做|爱 。
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
那就没理由说人与人之间不乱交。
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
但如果你喜欢,我倒有个法子。
Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...
女士扪摇起你们的袜裤,齐声合唱！
I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady。
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错，我是真的Slim Shady。
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shady不过是我的复制品。
So won't the real Slim Shady...
而不是真的Slim Shady。
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请站起来,请站起来,请站起来...
becuase I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady。
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错，我是真的Slim Shady。
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shady不过是我的复制品。
So won't the real Slim shady...
而不是真的Slim Shady。
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请站起来,请站起来,请站起来...
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
威尔史密斯在他的说唱里破口大骂才卖得出去。
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
我也能，所以去他妈的，也去你们妈的！
You think I give a damm about a Grammy?
你们以为我老子会管格莱美的屁事？
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
你们这群批评家一半以上都受不了我，更别提支持我了。
"But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?"
“但是Slim，如果你得奖了呢？这不会很奇怪吗”
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
为什么,你们这帮混蛋把我骗到这里，
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
所以你们能让我和Britney Spears坐一起，
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
操，Christina Aguilera最好和我换座，
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
所以我就能坐在Carson Daly 和Fred Durst 旁
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
然后听她们争吵着先对谁示好。
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
小贱人在MTV上惹火了我。
"yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe"
"是的,他的确很帅,但我想他已经和Kim,结婚了,呵呵"
I should download her audio on mp3
我应该把她的歌下到MP3里
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream)
让全世界看看你是怎么让埃米纳姆染上性病的。
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
我对你们这群男男女女的组合感到恶心。
So I've been sent here to destroy you
所以我被送到这里来毁灭你们。
And theres a million of us just like me
这里有数百万像我这样的人，
Who cuss like me
像我一样咒骂，
Who just don't give a fuck like me
什么都不管。
Who dress like me
穿的像我，
Walk, talk and act like me
走路，说话，动作都像我。
It just might be the next best thing
那也可能只是个好事，
But not quite me
但绝不是我。
I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
我是真的Slim Shady ，
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shadys不过是模仿我，
So won't the real Slim Shady...
而不是真的Slim Shady 。
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请站起来,请站起来,请站起来...
becuase I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
我是真的Slim Shady ，
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shadys不过是模仿我，
So won't the real Slim shady...
而不是真的Slim Shady 。
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请站起来,请站起来,请站起来...
I'm like a headtrip to listen to
我像个头头,
Cause I'm only giving you
因为我只给了你
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
在卧室里和你的朋友开的漫无边际的玩笑。
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
唯一不同的,我可以在你们面前尽情地玩，
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
我不会失败,或根本不会被糖卡住嗓门，
I just get on the mic and spit it
我只要麦克风然后开始表演。
And whether you like to admit it (rip)
不管你承认与否，
I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
我比你们这群Rapper里90%的人骂得都好。
Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.
然后你们就会想知道为啥小孩们像磕了药一样要我的专辑。
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
很有趣.当我30了
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty.
那时我是养老院里唯一可以调情的人。
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
当我还在和Jergens糊搞时摸护士门的屁股。
But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
一大袋的指示器都不能工作。
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
人人都是Slim Shady，
He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
他可能在汉堡王工作，而且还在你的洋葱圈上吐口水。
Or in the parking lot circling
或者在停车场转来转去。
screaming I don't give a fuck
大喊着，去你妈的！
With his windows down and system up
当他的车窗放下来，车都启动了。
So will the real Shady, please stand up
所以真正的Shady请站起来。
and put one of those fingures on each hand up
把每双手的那根手指都竖起来。
and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
然后去骄傲吧，去放纵吧，去失去理智吧。
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
再来一次，越大声越好，说什么？
Cuz I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
我是真的Slim Shady ，
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shadys不过是模仿我，
So won't the real Slim Shady...
而不是真正的Slim Shadys，
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请站起来,请站起来,请站起来...
becuase I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
我是真的Slim Shady ，
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shadys不过是模仿我，
So won't the real Slim shady...
而不是真正的Slim Shadys，
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请站起来,请站起来,请站起来...
I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
我是真的Slim Shady ，
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shadys不过是模仿我，
So won't the real Slim Shady...
而不是真正的Slim Shadys，
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请站起来,请站起来,请站起来...
becuase I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
我是真的Slim Shady ，
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shadys不过是模仿我，
So won't the real Slim shady...
而不是真正的Slim Shadys
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请站起来,请站起来,请站起来...
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