Role Model

Ok I'm going to attempt to drown myself

You can try this at home

you can be just like me （Mic check 12We recording ）

Im cancerous and when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this

And if ya responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus

I'd strangle you to death then choke you again （ack）

Then broke your fucking legs til'your

bones poke through your skin（AAWW）!

You beef with me Im-a even the score equally

take on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally

I get you blunted off of funny home grown

Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono（OH NO!!）

And If I said I never did drugs that would mean I lie

AND get fucked more that the President does!

Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert

I ripped his fucking tonsils out and fed her sherbert （bitch）

My nerves hurt lately Im on edge Grabbed Vanilla Ice

and ripped out his blonde dreads （fuck）

Every girl I ever went out with was going lez'

Follow me and do excactly like the song says

Smoke weed take pills drop outta school kill people and drink

jump behind wheel like it was still legal

Im dumb enough to walk in a store and steal

so Im dumb enough to ask a for date with Lauryn Hill

Some people only see that Im white ignoring skill

Cos'I stand out like a green hat with an orange bill

But I dont get pissed ya'll dont even see through the mist

How the fuck can I be white I dont even exist

I get a clean shave bath go to a rave die from an overdose

and dig myself up out of my grave

My middle finger won't go down how do I wave

And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave!

Now follow me and do excactly what you see

Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me

I slap women and eat shrooms then O D

Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me !

Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole

when we heard a knock on the door （knock）must ′ve been Ron Gold'

Jumped behind the door put the orgy on hold

Killed 'em both and smeared blood on white Bronco （We did it!）

My mind won'y work and my spine don't jerk

I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt

I'm not a player just an ill rhyme sayer

That'll spray an aerosol can up at the ozone layer （psssssssh）

My rap style's warped I'm runnin out the morgue

witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch （scream）

Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on

and beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn

Im about as normal as Norman Baites with deformative traits

A premature birth that was four minutes late

Mother are you there I love you -I never meant to hit you

on the head with that shovel

（Evil laugh）

Will someone please explain to my

brains that I just severed a main vein

with a chainsaw and Im in pain

I take a breather and sighed either I'm high or I'm nuts

Cause if you ain't tiltin this room neither am I

So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass

then it probably is obvious I got it on with her

Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with

I bought Cage's tape opened it and dubbed over it

I came to a club drunk and with a fake ID

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me

I've been with 10women who got HIV

Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me

I got genital warts and it burns when I pee

Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me!

I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree

You probably wanna grow up the JUST like <-1>me!!