歌词
Yo, how do I keep (I don't know what's up with these hoes)
我为什么总是（我也不知道这些妞咋了）
Getting in relationships like this (I'm just sayin')
处关系处成这样（我就是说说）
Maybe it says something about me
难道是我的问题
Should I look in the mirror?
我是不是该照镜子看看？
I just want you to be normal
我是想让你平常点
Why can't you bitches be normal?
女人你平常点不行吗？
Always gotta be so extra
总是那么多余
Why you always need a lecture?
为什么总得给你讲道理呢？
My ex hates to talk, she's a texter
我ex不爱说话 啥事都要发短信
Even when I'm in bed layin' right next to her
躺在她边上也要给我发
Wants to get back together
想要复合？
Said not till she gets her act together
等你正常点再说吧
She thinks I'm bein' mean
她说我太自私
And now she starts to scream and shout
开始大吼大叫
She's about to let the demons out
释放心中小恶魔
She don't want to see me with other females out
不想让我和别的女人呆在一起
I tell the bitch to beat it, take the scenic route
我让她赶紧滚蛋 别耽误时间
She retaliates by tryin' to leave the house in her evening gown with her cleavage out
她穿着睡裙露着沟走了出去 气我半死
We've been down this road too many times for me to count
这事多的我都不想数
And all I can think about is how
我只能想…
I just want you to be normal
我只是想让你平常点
Why can't you bitches be normal?
女人你平常点不行吗？
Always gotta be so extra
总是那么多余
Like a fuckin' terrestrial
就像大片空地
Guess it comes with the territory
可是这空地有了领土主权
My ex girl, she just declared war
于是我ex准备和我开战
Therefore, I better prepare for it
我得做好战前准备
I guess bein' weird's normal
可能奇怪点才是正常情况
And I don't know what's got a hold of me
我也不知道我爱她哪
Most notably I've been zone [?]
尤其我还一直爱着Jodeci(美国乐队)
I'm totally open, hoplessly devoted
我敞开身心 如同飞蛾扑火
So much so that I bet you she don't know that she's the first thing
我敢说她肯定不知道 我爱她爱到
I think of when I wake up and the last thing I think of before I go to sleep
睁眼想她 闭眼也想她
Sike
Hope she don't notice me goin' through her purse
希望她发现不了我翻她包
I know she cheats [?]
我知道她欺骗了我
She's heartless
她简直铁石心肠
No wonder we're partners
所以我们如此般配
Both got hundreds of charges
我们都有累累罪行
Domestic disputes but we've always
家庭纷争不断
Swept it under the carpet
但是都藏在地板下
Even when 911 gets the call that
就算那次911接到报案
I slipped up and busted her jaw with
我拿着球棒摔了一跤 打断了她的下巴
A Louisville Slugger 'cause alls it
我们还是相安无事
Really does is make our love
因为种种一切
For each other grow stronger
只会让我们的爱更加强力
She won me over the second she tried to run me over
她想开车撞我的时候 如同直接撞进了我心里
Told her I'd keep a hun
告诉她我绝对全心全意
We all but kicked her out, called her back now she's coming over
我们一直热恋 除了我把她赶走了而已 现在我又叫她回来了
But why is she so wicked?
但为什么她这么恶毒？
And how the fuck did I get so twisted
为什么我又如此扭曲？
I wish I won someone like a [?]
我的妞多情狡诈
We're like nitrogen and hydrogen mixed with
我们像氮气氢气
Ignitable liquids
再混点易燃液体
But I'm finally seeing
但是我还是知道
She's only mine for the time being
她现在只属于我
That's why I keep bringing up that one time she
所以我反复提到
Tried to two time me
那次她欺骗于我
And throw it up in her face till I dry heave
我要朝她的脸吐到干呕
How could I be so naive?
我怎么那么naive？
Should I leave or turn this entire evening
我是不是该把今晚
Into a fucking crime scene
变成一次犯罪现场？（Kim）
Maybe I'm just too ugly to compete with him
可能我就是太丑比不过他
You weren't supposed to agree you fucking bitch
我就是说说 你tm点什么头
Especially when you're the one cheated first
你还先骗了我
Now the argument immediately becomes heated
争吵开始升温
You don't want me flip little conceded cunt
你可不想让我甩了你吧
Eat a monkey dick wrapped in a stuffed pita
去拿饼包个猴子的“大香蕉”好好享受
Fajita slut treat just like a drum
这就是你的“墨西哥卷饼” 像敲鼓一样
Beat it, complete it, and once you've succeeded, repeat it!
滚蛋 完活 完活之后 再来一次（beat it敲鼓/滚）（succeeded=suck seeded）
I love you but I hope you fucking die though
我爱你 但是我也巨希望你死去
In our business your friends like to pry so
你的朋友总爱关心我们的事
You've got 'em all under cover just like a most
你将他们像鼹鼠一样隐藏起来
Hoppin' they'll come back with intel
他们又像intel图标一样去而复返（intel图标是个螺旋线）
But I'm the one who's thrown into the spiral
但我才是被投入旋涡之中
'Cause now the roles are reversed so here I go
我们的角色倒转
Thinkin' I'm sly as I scroll through you're iPhone
你说我狡诈的偷翻你iPhone
Who the fuck's Milo?
那你告诉我Milo又tm是谁？
The guy at work you drive a hi-lo
你那个同事开了个小皮卡
I put a tracking device on your Crystler
我在你的车上放了个定位
And follow you while you drive home
在你开回家的时候悄悄跟踪
But like a cyclone, I just got my disguise blown
但我的伪装突然破裂
You recognize me had Milo flip me off right out the side window
你认出了我 我被Milo弹出了车窗
I hit a light poll
撞到了电线杆上
You skirt off and then pull up at 5am in a stretch white limo
你停下了车 从白色加长豪华轿车上走了下来
Stumble in the side door and hit me head with Milo's demo
绊在侧门上 用Milo的demo暴打我的头
But like a drunk bum what do I know?
但是我喝的就像个废物 又能知道什么呢？
Let's sleep on it like they did Revival
这事还是先放放吧 就像人们对Revival那样
I told you you're the apple of my eye so shit your pie hole
你就是我眼中的唯一 所以闭上你的嘴吧（apple与上文iPhone对应 Pie hole指嘴 pie与apple对应该能）
Just wanna be normal
只是想要平常点
Why can't you be normal?
你为什么就不能平常点？
Yeah, I just wanna be normal
是啊 我只是想要普通的爱
Why can't you be normal?
你为什么就不能平常点？
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