So Bad

Yeah

You feel that baby?

Yeah I feel it too

Damn

I'm so glad we could spend this time together

You know

see

I'm not as crazy as you though I was, am I?

verse 1]

I'm the American dream

I'm the definition of white trash ballin'

I'm right back on 'em with the *rchick-rchick-chicka-chick*

I can't call it, same shit different toilet

Oh yeah, got a nice ass darling

can't wait to get you into my benz

take you for a spin

what you mean we ain't fuckin? You take me for a friend?

Lemme tell you the whole story of Shady's origin

You'll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again

Now, it all started with my father,

I musta got my pimpin genes from him, the way he left my mama

I'm a rollin stone just like him, word to Johnny Drama

Keep my Entourage wit me, baby I make a promise

there ain't nobody as bomb as me, I'm calm as the breeze

I'm the bee's knees, his legs and his arms I'm a

superstar, I'm ready for you Mama,

Why you think the only thing I got on is my pyjamas?

Chorus]

So bad

I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had

Cos you ain't never met nobody like me

and you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again

So bad

I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had

Cos you ain't never met nobody like me

and you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again

I'm equivelent to a shot of ??

verse 2]

First I kiss your navel, work my way down

Baby you can lay down on the table

but you may want to find something more stable

i told you i ain't foolin from the gate, this ain't the first day of April

But thank you for staying April

Ima make you learn to appreciate me, differentiate me

from these phoney little fishy and sissy fake G's

skip over the huggie bear and all the kissy face please

initiate phase 3, missy now service me

take another shot of yager, shake it so nervously

take your time baby, ooh you're the bomb baby

ohh you're doing that even better than your mom, lady

i told you i'm shady, you didn't listen now did ya?

relax, woman, you know that i'm only kiddin with ya

got a twisted sense of humor, it's warped but i didn't hit ya

i think you're finally starting to get the picture, I'm just

bridge?]

chorus]

call me dynamite, ohh ohh

dynamite, ohh ohh

dynamite, ohh ohh

call me dynamite, ohh ohh

so!

dynamite, ohh ohh

dynamite, ohh ohh

so!

I can hold you in the morning

but in the evening i gotta go!

cos i'm on to the next girl

and the next girl i kinda like, oh oh oh

verse 3]

I got you caught up in the rapture,

Make you recapture the feelings you had for

your last boyfriend before he slapped ya

You never wanted someone so bad you're

sweating, but if i'm what you wanted

why'd you panic when I grabbed ya?

girl don't be so frantic, I'm just a hopless romantic

don't tryta fight the feelin of something that's so organic

you can't ignore it, so don't, just stand before it

just drop them panties to the floor, lets get the cam cordin

damn shortie, i told you this is bound to happen

soon as you wrote your number on the napkin

i was bound to work a number on your back and

throw your spine out of allignment

my love has got you so blinded

you couldn't pick Amy Winehouse out of a lineup

so stop at the store and pick a pint up

lets get the pineapple schnapps goin

noone will kock cos ima hang a sign up

sayin don't disturb, shortie i'm so supurb

i say the right things, don't i spit the dopest words?!

chorus