Idiot Boyfriend

OohAhhI know what you want,

I know what you need

But I’m gonna screw it up, yeah‘

Cause I’m an idiot

And I’m your boyfriend, yes

I amI'm gonna take you out

And leave my wallet at home

Then I'll use your cell phone, baby

Long distance and

I'm your boyfriend

Baby, I know

I'm a man who's made mistakes

I still got some learnin' to do

I made out with your best friend the other day

And now we're best friends too(Yeah yeah)

I know what you want,

I know what you need

But I’m gonna screw it up, yeah‘

Cause I’m an idiot

And I’m your boyfriend, yes

I amAnd I'm gonna get you a gift

But it's something

I like too

I hope you like this norelco beard trimmer

With my name on it and

I'm your boyfriend

Ba-ba-byDa da da

I'm gonna get real drunk and call my baby up

At 4 o'clock in the mor-hor-hor-hor-ning

Wake you up

I'm an idiot

Pick up the phone, c'mon

Let's get in my dad’s suv

Go over to my house, my crib, my pad?

I’ll tell my mom to go to sleep

That way we’ll have the living room

All to ourselves, you see

Put on some great

DVD’s that

I picked up

How 'bout like, something like, '

The Matrix'

I can turn my boom box up

And make the bass smack the side

Of my mom's couch yeah

Hey baby, you like fine cooking?(Yeah)'

Cause you know what?

I got a Swanson dinner in the freezer

With your name on it

Check it out

YeahI got a permanent wave

I got a ogle b home perm baby

And I'll honk the horn

Can you honk the horn?

Can you honk the horn?

Can you honk the horn?

Lemme hear you honk it

Lemme hear ya say

Ah ah, ah ah

Lemme hear ya say

Ah ah ah, ah ah ah

Lemme hear ya say

Uh uh uh , oh yeah