歌词
Go back to your dorm... you got your roommates and that never works out.[Crowd laughs]
That never works out.
They don't want it to work out... they... they want it soit's like a
Real World episode in your dorm room. [Crowd Laughs]
Like I don'tunderstand... like they have those compatibility tests you filled out at thebeginning of the year... that's such a joke that test you fill out of thebeginning of the year... it's like[in character voice: student]
Umm I like rock and roll...
I like staying outlate... and
I love the ladies oh yea
OOOO![Crowd Laughs][As adult]
Okay we've got a perfect roommate for you he's an opera major, he'sa narcoleptic and he's gay so go fight each other... we've got four camera angles... that'll be perfect welcome to college... go screw your self[as student]
HUH yeah that's what we say here go ahead.[Jimmy Normally]
Then you think you say okay
I got Pete my buddy from highschool is coming up he's gonna be my room mate it's gonna be awesome...
No that isnever awesome it doesn't work out...
No it doesn't [Laughter] hate to tell you...you will fight each other... you will just get... you just get ...
I tell you why oneis they have too much dirt on you... your friend from home has too much dirtthey'll kill you they'll crush you in an argument for no reason like you just say"Hey man the dishes have been in the sink for two weeks man they're your dishesare you going to clean them or what?"[Roommates voice] "Yea... you remember when you had crabs in sixth grade[Crowd Laughs][LONG PAUSE]"
Not fair to bring up my crabs."
专辑信息
3.Snowball