Troll Doll Celebrities (Album Version--Stand Up)

Hello, hello my name is

Jimmy Fallon

And welcome to the auditions for

Troll Productions

IncRemember, we're looking for a star or celebrity

To sponsor our new line of trolls dolls, in our new series of commercials

So thanks for coming

Let's just start the auditions, first up,

Mr. John Travolta

She's like,

I swear to

God, I mean

I can't believe you guys are trying to sell these things, right

I mean like, who does his hair?

I mean like, his hair's so frizzy

I mean like, you guys can probably get some

Like, anti-freeze shampoo or something, right?

I meanI don't know how you guys expect to sell these things

Looking so weird, right?

Thank you, next up,

Cliff Calvin, the mailman from

Cheers?Hey, thanks a lot to ya buddy

I was talking with

Marty about these dolls

Turns out, the uh, turns out the actual midget trolls

Were made in the 1300's, by,

Indian chiefs

Looking for a story to keep their children occupied

These trolls are nice but

I'd rather be having a beer

With Normy back at the bar

Thank you,

Cliffy, next up, comedian

Jerry Seinfeld

Okay people, okay will you look at these things?

I mean, do you remember when dolls used to have

Moving arms and legs, am

I right? He doesn't have any pants on

What's the deal with that?

No pants, you get the doll

You don't get the pants

Thank you, uh, next up, actor

Nicolas Cage

Who? What?

Where?That's all

I got for that one actually

Next up, comedian

Robin Williams

Oh yes, troll dolls, yes a beautiful thing, yes

It's a beautiful thing, yes looks like

Don King on

Viagra, yes

Yes, suddenly the guy's at home going"What the hell's going on there?", yes

Meanwhile, there's a kid at home going"Daddy, I want the Harry Potter doll", yes

Meanwhile, the guy's at home going"I'm seeing the anti-Christ and it is a troll doll", yes

Suddenly Arnold

Schwarzenegger's at home going"Yeah, I like to eat troll doll with my English Muffin", yes

Suddenly,

Mr. Happy's coming out going"Lewinski, Lewinski", yes thank you

Next up, next up, next up for the auditions,

Mr. Gilbert

GottfriedWhat is this?

What kinda kid plays with something like this?

They're so weird looking

What kinda kid would play with something like this?

I'd like to be the voice of this and that's not good

Thank you, last but not least,

Mr. Adam Sandler

Alright, how ya doing?

Alright, this is, okay, this is, this is me

Giving a troll doll to, to my mother, okay

Here we go, "Mom, I, hi I, I, I got you a trollWhat did you say?I said, I, I said, I got you a troll"

I can't hear you,

What did you say to your poor mother?

Speak up, please

I said, "I got you a trollI'm outta control, what are you saying?I wish you would just take the doll and shut up"

That's enough for the trolls

Thank you very much