God Is Gay

As God as my judge, God is gay

As God as my judge

There was something strange about Lucifer

Something wrong with his hand

There was something strange about Jesus

He didn't follow Lucifer's commands

Lucifer said, "Jesus, be straight"

And Jesus said, "The gates would never open if this was true"

Oh, something about a vision in a park

Of Jesus holding hands with an angel named Lark McGee

Lucifer therefore lost his wings

And all the angels sing, all the angels sing

God is gay, God is gay