I'm Sad the Goat Just Died Today

I'm sad because my goat just died today

I'm sad my goat just fell in the hay, hey

We're all sad the goat just died today, well, well, well

We're sad enough to cry, cry-ay-ay-ay

Sad the goat just died tonight

We're sad, his funeral's gonna be out of sight

We're so sad, but in a way we're happy

He didn't suffer too much

He only got the cramps once

Sad, oh, the piece of poop wouldn't come out of his belly

Sad, we had to call Doc Nelly

We're sad