April Fools (He Had the Change Done at the Shop)

He had the change done at the shop -- earlobes for ****s

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He had his ***** thrown over the top, like a mop of hair

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He had his buttocks transferred to his cheeks on his face

April, April doom

Because then where would the poop come out of?

His mouth

Well, he decided he wanted a ****** down south

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Where his belly button once stood, now stood a ****

With a mouth at the end that ate the food

Oh, well, what a peculiar guest he was at summer swimming parties

What with the nipples protruding from his eyelids

And, of course, beneath his chin the ******

And on his knees the sacks, he had two put there

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And Jester Wally Jew-Boy

Navel-eyed Jack, Wiglet Bill

You've had your fill of transplants, please

You wish you could change back at will, but...

****** coming off the back side -- 69 to be exact

I thought it was pretty many, but you be the judge

April ******

Well, he became a woman, then a man

Then a dog, then a sheep

Then a man, then a god

He had all put on his body -- "give me 75 ******

Give me 1400 *****

Give me ****s coming out of every living pore"

Oh, ******s everywhere, a walking *** machine

Oh, wonderful at the bathing parties

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But this was no April Fools

This was for real

This was goddamn scary when he walked through the village

When he took his place next to the other boys in line

To serve his patriotic duty

Well, it's kinda rude the way people stare

He said, "I'd like all... all... the things I had put on me

Covered up with billions of pieces of hair"