Moving To Florida

I'm goin' to move down to Florida

And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game

I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida

An I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain

Well, they say this [unverified] heals blind man

And they say that it'll be [unverified] a Soviet Jew

I tell that when I go down to Florida

There ain't no kind of ***ual healing

That I would not should not or could not do said it right here

Well, I'm movin' down to Florida

And you know I'm gonna have to potty train the chairman Mao

And I'm gonna make the governor right my, doo doo, a letter child

And then I'm gonna grind me a white castle flat out of India's sacred cow

Well, I'm goin' down to Florida, child

And I'm gonna build me the atomic bomb

I'm gonna hold time hostage down in Florida, child

And nobody, ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do, step child

By this time I guess you've figured out about Florida

Turned the muddy water into Vaseline stand

They be making tadpoles the size of mercurys in Florida

That be telling Julio Inglesias what to sing

Now whoever said that Sidney [unverified] was a blind man

Knew the same of Elvis Presley too

'Cuz all the sausages that dance like Ray Boulder

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Know just exactly what to do right here

Well, I be goin' to Florida

Pole cats [unverified] the Seminole sun

You know that I'm in Florida

Just like Vince I want it all

Well, I'm goin' down to Florida, I got hurt

So I took all the children down to Florida

Then I stored the [unverified]

Well, I'm never goin' back to Florida

That's why I'm moving today

When I settled down in Florida

I'm gonna explode the whole damn Tampa bay

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