Air Guitar

I never was a cool kid

No one ever really gave a damn what I did

I liked to party but I never got invited

Alone again so me, myself and I

Tried karaoke but they told me I was only OK

I guess I never should've sang Beyoncé

Or MJ

So I dropped the Mic

Oh yeah

All the people in the bar turned round and stared

I was on my knees and whipping round my hair

And I knew that I was winning

Close my eyes and see the crowd

But my fingers don't make any sound

My Air Guitar

I keep it with me night and day

You won't believe the way that I can play

My Air Guitar, Air Guitar

Like this

(Bom chicka wah wah)

In my head I am a Rockstar and I probably date a Pop Star

A Pop Star and a model on the side

I know I'll never make it

But tonight I'm good enough to fake it

Bend an imaginary string and break it

Replace it in the backstage of my mind

But I know my friends all think I'm living such a life

But the life they think I'm living gets me high

It's the gift that keeps on giving

Close my eyes and see the crowd

But my fingers don't make any sound

My Air Guitar

Jimmy Page and Brian May

Won't believe the way that I can play

My Air Guitar, Air Guitar

Like this

And you think there's nothing there

It's simply made of air you laugh but you're just scared

Try it if you dare

Air guitar

Air guitar

I take it with me everywhere

Yeah but you don't even know it's there

My Air Guitar, Air Guitar

Close my eyes and see the crowd

But my fingers don't make any sound

My Air Guitar

Keep it with me night and day

You won't believe the way that I can play

My Air Guitar, Air Guitar

Like this