Nyc's Like A Graveyard

New York City's like a graveyard!

All the corpses like the way I play my guitar.

You gotta be cute if you wanna get far.

New York City's like a graveyard.

All the tombstones skyscraping

All the rockstars double-dating

So if you hate me, go on hating,

You've been waiting your whole life for this moment to be waiting.

We've got it!

All those hookers in their ******* cars,

12-steppin' hippies hangin' out at the bar,12

Suckers and ******s and stupid retards,

New York City's like a graveyard.

We've got it!

All the Yuppies getting married,

All the Yuppies getting buried,

Singing in the city's like singing on the prairie,

New York City's like a cemetery